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Post by mastab on Aug 8, 2006 14:17:55 GMT -5
Aaaaaaaaahhhhh..... I wouldn't want to live with either and it's hard to commit suicide with no hands so I go with B.
A) Live on a boat for three years alone never docking and harvesting food and such from the sea. (like captain nemo!) B) Live in a cottage for four years not allowed to talk or listen to anything, but you can get whatever you want(books, food, sex dolls) C) Speak and read that weird language of weird symbols that you get when you try to read code through another program and their conflicting languages get all fudged up. I'll get some and post it...
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Post by Avis on Aug 8, 2006 14:20:14 GMT -5
a) Sounds like fun! a)Lose your heaing b)Go blind c)Lose your sense of touch
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Aug 8, 2006 14:27:22 GMT -5
b. I don't care what people look like, as long as I can touch or hear them... unless somebody's really hot but annoying... in that case a.
Eat only beets forever Eat only Anchovies forever Eat only eggplant forever
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Aug 8, 2006 14:29:18 GMT -5
Anchovies. I don't mind fish that much and it's actually healthier for you in a way. a) Try and escape from your home town where everybody has become zombies like in Resident Evil 2, but you get any one weapon that you like? b) Stay in the same small room as a hungry human-sized spider for twenty seconds? c) Try and have sex with me when I'm in a really bad mood?
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Post by eek on Aug 8, 2006 14:32:35 GMT -5
I'll take C. (I'll just try to cheer you up first ) a) be the last living human being ever b) be trapped on a desert island and have to resort to eating your family to survive c) lose all your limbs?
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Aug 8, 2006 14:34:16 GMT -5
I'll take C. (I'll just try to cheer you up first ) a) be the last living human being ever b) be trapped on a desert island and have to resort to eating your family to survive c) lose all your limbs? That's the perfect answer you chose there, eek! The cheering up would indeed work with you doing it!
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Aug 8, 2006 14:34:17 GMT -5
b, for sure.
Be stuck at the age you are now Be stuck as a little kid Be stuck as a senior citizen
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Aug 8, 2006 14:36:06 GMT -5
The first one, for the win. I'd be myself, young enough and would stay that way forever! That'll be perfect. a) Become a chav for the rest of your life? b) Have a sex change?
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Post by Avis on Aug 8, 2006 14:37:05 GMT -5
Jumped >< Uhh..Well damn... I'd have to say a.
a) Run through town nekkid b) Run through town b/c you being chased by starving cheetahs c) Run through town b/c you are being chased by police for murdering the president [just too imply that if you get caught you'd get a terrible sentencing]
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Aug 8, 2006 14:37:39 GMT -5
b. I'd love to see my girlfriend make out with another girl.... (oh yea! been there seen that. ) on avis', A) a) Lose all your friends b) Lose all your family c) Lose all your memories
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Post by mastab on Aug 8, 2006 15:20:16 GMT -5
A. I never liked them anyway.
A) Live as a caveman in the time of dinosaurs! B) Live in France durring the hundred years war! C) Live as a soldier in WWII! D) Live in the future where giant carrot people and giant bannana people have both claimed ownership of Earth and the humans and use their brainwashed human slave armies to fight over it.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Aug 29, 2006 14:10:18 GMT -5
D
A) Live in a room filled up to your waist in bile, and you can't drain it out. B) Live in a house where the walls and ceiling are internal human organs that bleed eternally, and you can't clean it up or have a guy build an actual wall around it C) Live in an apartment where the floor and sitting furniture are covered in thumbtacks that aren't removeable...
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Post by melchior1 on Aug 29, 2006 20:04:14 GMT -5
C) I'll just wear shoes till I go to bed
A) know that you are going to die tomorrow and can't prevent it B) be naked and handcuffed to Michael Jackson's bed for the rest of your life C) live out the rest of your life stranded on a deserted island with a beachball as your only friend
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Aug 29, 2006 20:07:02 GMT -5
B at least I know my friends would kill MJ and my girlfriend would do things to me I can't think of anything.... umm, Listen to Crappy music forever or Watch crappy movies forever
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Post by Justice on Aug 29, 2006 20:22:45 GMT -5
Movies, id just never turn it on Go without the computer for the rest of your life Go without RL freinds for the rest of your life
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Post by mastab on Aug 29, 2006 22:31:42 GMT -5
Most of my computer friends are RL friends. Uh.... computer friends, I guess. A) Be caught jacking it by your girlfriend, best friend, girl you like, parents, grandparents, all your relatives, a band of comedians who will make jokes about you, and a tv camera guy with a acamer B) Be ignored by everyone for a year C) Catch your grandpa jacking it to your school photo D) Work at McDonald's in Asia in not speak the language
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Post by melchior1 on Sept 1, 2006 18:26:43 GMT -5
B) I love Tom Cruise A)eat a tapeworm B)listen to blaring polka music for 5 days straight C)mutate into a giant sea cucumber
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Post by iGuess on Sept 1, 2006 18:36:05 GMT -5
I'm gonna go with the tapeworm. If I chew it up I should be fine.
I only have two options for you...
A) Have your dead body sold to Necrophiliac Magazine B) When you die find out that the Mormons were 100% right all along.
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Post by melchior1 on Sept 1, 2006 18:45:22 GMT -5
I'll have to go with B for my dignity, the only one who will see my naked dead body will be the person throwing me into the incinerater/cremation thingy
A)life sentence B)death sentence C)sentenced to be locked in a room with Richard Simons for a week
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Sept 2, 2006 13:23:11 GMT -5
C) I could handle being locked up with anyone for a week. I'm a fairly busy person and I don't have enough time to spend serving a life sentence, and I don't really want to die before my time. However, if it;s just for the one week, I reckon I can handle it. Now... let me see. A) Have your eyes rubbed with chilli peppers for 10 seconds? (I'm nice so you get some ice afterwards) B) Jump into a hungry lion's pen and race across to the other side of the enclosure (say.... 130 metres?) wearing nothing but a steak tied around your waist like a loin cloth, with the entire world watching??? C) Go deep sea diving... in total darkness? D) Eat NOTHING but cake, sweets and fizzy drinks for a whole week, without being able to brush your teeth?
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Post by eek on Sept 2, 2006 14:10:33 GMT -5
C) I could handle being locked up with anyone for a week. I'm a fairly busy person and I don't have enough time to spend serving a life sentence, and I don't really want to die before my time. However, if it;s just for the one week, I reckon I can handle it. Now... let me see. A) Have your eyes rubbed with chilli peppers for 10 seconds? (I'm nice so you get some ice afterwards) B) Jump into a hungry lion's pen and race across to the other side of the enclosure (say.... 130 metres?) wearing nothing but a steak tied around your waist like a loin cloth, with the entire world watching??? C) Go deep sea diving... in total darkness? D) Eat NOTHING but cake, sweets and fizzy drinks for a whole week, without being able to brush your teeth? B. I can sprint really reallly really really fast over a short distance, so 130m shouldn't be too much. ;D A: Having sex once more and then dying immediately afterwards (so if you want to live 'till you're old, NO SEX!!). B: Being disowned by your entire family. C: Having no arms.
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Post by milanius on Sept 10, 2006 9:08:34 GMT -5
A. I have no regrets. My question to the next vict... err, poster - would you rather be: a] Stranded on a desert island with Paris Hilton and the entire crew of "Simple Life" ? b] Locked up in a room filled with tarantulas ? c] Be castrated by a bunch of friendly, fun-lovin' Talibans ? d] Parachute-drop from 10 kilometers, onto the solid earth, with an anvil instead of an actual chute ? p.s.: this is fun
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Post by Zann on Sept 10, 2006 12:24:41 GMT -5
C. Seriously, anything is preferable to the other 3. A especially is the worst. Would you rather: A] Be cursed with losing a body part every time you orgasm. B] Be stranded somewhere with no internet connection. C] Have to listen to some pathetic scene Emo kids whining (if you choose this, PM me to begin )
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Post by milanius on Sept 10, 2006 13:58:13 GMT -5
Haha, C And Zann, mate, you have a slight typo in your signature [well, years of making typos tend to develop a sixt sence for them ] Anyhow, would you rather: a] Have all your tonsiles removed with a spoon ? b] Have your brain removed with a spoon [ mmmmmmm, braaaiiiiinnsss ] c] Listen to William Shatner sing ? d] Watch Paris Hilton's music video ? [you can't call me a sadist, really - first 2 options are quite mild, compared with the other 2]
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Post by melchior1 on Sept 10, 2006 15:13:09 GMT -5
B then I would never have to hear bad music again
A) lick a sea urchin B) be raped by a Bantha C) die saving your crew from a reactor meltdown
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