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Post by mastab on Jul 24, 2006 14:20:21 GMT -5
A ! I still can't wait till MC Yawm hits hollywood. Or wherever rappers live. A) Be crucified B) Light everyone on the forems on fire and throw gas on them till they die. C) Have your mind put into a computer.... WITH DIAL UP!!!! D) Be forced to watch reruns for 10 years. Bad reruns.
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Post by iGuess on Jul 24, 2006 14:22:58 GMT -5
C. If its 56k its faster than I think right now
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Post by Justice on Jul 24, 2006 14:23:52 GMT -5
B) Sounds kinda cool actaully..... 1) Be the last person on earth, but you cant die 2) ram a donkey in front of your parents 3) Walk in on your cheating boyfreind/girlfreind
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Post by mastab on Jul 24, 2006 14:26:27 GMT -5
B) Sounds kinda cool actaully..... 1) Be the last person on earth, but you cant die 2) ram a donkey in front of your parents 3) Walk in on your cheating boyfreind/girlfreind I'd say 1, but then my mmorpgs would suck! I choose 3, I cheat on her all the time so it doesn't bug me.
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Post by Vinya on Jul 24, 2006 14:27:07 GMT -5
3) I don't have a boyfriend! (or girlfriend ) why do you want to set me on fire? A)set Stealthie on fire B)have an avatar of a boy looking at his crotch
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Post by Justice on Jul 24, 2006 14:29:59 GMT -5
3) I don't have a boyfriend! (or girlfriend ) why do you want to set me on fire? A)set Stealthie on fire B)have an avatar of a boy looking at his crotch A) ;D 1) Lose your parents. 2) Lose your best freind.
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Post by mastab on Jul 24, 2006 14:30:02 GMT -5
2, i can make new friends, i can't make a new penis.
A) Be convinced that you are Captain Planet B) Everyone else is convinced that you are Captain Planet C) Look like Captain Planet D) Be raped by every DC comics and Marvel character.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 14:31:32 GMT -5
B! A) Have "fun" with a trantula. B) Have Barney, and the Teletubies gang rape you.
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Post by Justice on Jul 24, 2006 14:33:02 GMT -5
B! A) Have "fun" with a trantula. B) Have Barney, and the Teletubies gang rape you. A) Didn't get answerd yet... 1) Lose your parents 2) Lose your best freind
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Post by mastab on Jul 24, 2006 14:34:14 GMT -5
2, I can't regrow my penis
1) Be in a wheelchair (for medical reasons, cheater!) 2) Have a layer of worms under your skin. 3) Have a permanent 10 foot errection
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 14:35:13 GMT -5
2 right now. Best friend isnt being much of a best friend. A) Be anally probed by the Undertaker from WWE. B) Listen to all of 50 Cents worst songs for 3 months. This is the Undertaker :
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Jul 24, 2006 15:02:00 GMT -5
Ermm... probably A I guess. I wouldn't like it one bit, but I can't listen to crap for 3 months. Best get something as nasty and shameful as butt-probe out of the way as fast as possible and make sure that it is never mentioned again. A) Provoke a large python into biting you. B) Swim a mile across the deepest ocean in the world in the dead black of night? C) Have your gums scoured by a mean-tempered dentist? (had this happen to me a while ago, not nice) D) Try to have sex with me when I'm in one of my bad moods?
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 15:08:48 GMT -5
D, I like a good challenge! One thing, canI use Viagra in your food? Ofcourse, swimming a mile across the deepest ocean wouldnt be as hard, if I could swim. And for the Undertaker thing, you never know, maybe youll like being probed? A) Have bug's bit you on every miillimeter of your body. B) Have one poisoness bug bite you. I know, Im lame when making up these dares. They all suck, or are about sex.
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Jul 24, 2006 15:17:51 GMT -5
I choose B), for one poisonous bug biting me. I have access to anti-venoms at work if need be, and not all bug bites are fatal. Biting on every part of my body would be a lot worse, IMO. ! Sorry devil, it just seems that sex sells these days. Hmm, the guesses aren't too bad today, but the naughty choices are just so much fun! Alrighties... how about these? A) If Daedroths from Oblivion were real, wrestle with one like Steve Erwin (aussie crocodile man) does! B) Join the Dark Brotherhood and have to kill at least one person a night, for every night of your life be they innocent or not... C) Give Sephiroth from FF7 the finger and expect to live. Different?
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 15:24:37 GMT -5
C) Seph's blade is too long to be swong with accuracy. Ifh e could kill me with it, Id join the Dark Brotherhood. Infact, Id probably join them after I escaped Seph. A) Preform incest every night for the rest of your life, and no one knows except you and your family. B) Preform incest once, but have the world know about it.
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Jul 24, 2006 15:29:44 GMT -5
B, perform incest once and have everyone know about it. I wouldn't care if they were bothered, and it's better than every night.
A) Eat something that is really delicious but had already fallen onto a really filthy floor? B) Roll around in a filthy pigpen naked amongst a herd of pigs? C) Dangle your feet in a bucket of vomit?
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 15:35:14 GMT -5
A) I cant handle being around vomit, and pig pens are so dirty. A) Have sex with someone you really hate, that makes you want to kill yourself just so you dont have to look at them, but you enjoy the sex so much you keep coming back for more? B) Fight a rabid monkey, that infects you with rabies, AID's, and gives you lockjaw for the rest of your life? Oh, and your nostrils and your lips are sealed shut too, so you cant be fed, unless they cut your throat open and insert a tube.
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Jul 24, 2006 15:41:06 GMT -5
A) That sounds too good to pass up, even if it was with somebody I hated! ! Aids would be a death sentence, but with A I could eventually make myself stop if they pissed me off enough. A) Eat an entire plateful of the food that you absolutely hate the most! (tomatoes for me) B) Have a sex change just for one day? C) Have your way with a Dunmer? ( Dark Elf, if they were real?)
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 15:43:51 GMT -5
A) That sounds too good to pass up, even if it was with somebody I hated! ! Aids would be a death sentence, but with A I could eventually make myself stop if they pissed me off enough. A) Eat an entire plateful of the food that you absolutely hate the most! (tomatoes for me) B) Have a sex change just for one day? C) Have your way with a Dunmer? ( Dark Elf, if they were real?) But you cant make yourself stop, thats how great the sex is! B) Would be very interesting. Wouldnt mind seeing how sex is for the other sex either, with someone that knows what their doing in bed? You make up some more, I cant think of anything right now.
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Post by Justice on Jul 24, 2006 16:45:21 GMT -5
1) Be shot to death 2) Be stabbed to death
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 16:47:30 GMT -5
1) Easy choice.
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Post by Justice on Jul 24, 2006 16:55:08 GMT -5
Really? Id like to be stabbed, id want to die a slow death.....
1) Be eaten by a bear 2) .... Be torched to death
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 16:56:35 GMT -5
1) Doesnt take so long.
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Post by Justice on Jul 24, 2006 16:58:44 GMT -5
I didn't say in one bite Hmmm i still feel like discusing death 1) Be shot and killed easy 2) Take out as many bad people as you can but while (I dont know how but...) Your arms and legs are slowly being sawed off I dont know how 2 would work.... but itll work!
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Jul 24, 2006 16:59:24 GMT -5
1) Be shot and killed easy (EDITED)
Alright, here we go again.
A) Be force-fed an entire huge plateful of really filling food? (and still be force-fed when you can't eat anymore) B) Get into a bath with an electric eel? C) Gte naked with angry clowns? D) Try to have sex with me when I'm in a really bad mood? (Can't resist slipping this one in again)
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