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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 18:08:13 GMT -5
2) Because sharks dont always attack. Learnabitmoreaboutsharksplease, kthnkxbye.  |
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Post by Justice on Jul 25, 2006 9:30:15 GMT -5
1) Let a mass murderer kill 100 people that you dont know
2) Sacrifice yourself to save the 100 people
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 25, 2006 15:38:36 GMT -5
1) I dont care about people I dont know. A) Kill 100 people you dont know. b) Kill the 2 people closest to your heart.  |
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Post by mastab on Jul 25, 2006 15:41:24 GMT -5
A. More to kill.
A) Be eaten by maggots alive!
B) Be almost frozen to death, then almost burned to death over and over until you die
C) Give birth to centuplets. (that's 100 at once)
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Post by Justice on Jul 25, 2006 17:57:40 GMT -5
C) 1) Kill 1000 children 2) Kill your best freind And this is a slow death, lets say.... cuting their arms and legs off. |
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Post by iGuess on Jul 25, 2006 18:14:18 GMT -5
ill kill 1000 children. I ref little kid basketball games, so there are a lot of kids i don't like very much, especially the ones that kick me in the nuts for "bad calls".
A) swallow a small bullet-sized piece of metal that was as hot as it could be without melting.
B) push the same bullet in through the other end.
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Jul 28, 2006 10:52:20 GMT -5
A) swallow a small bullet-sized piece of metal that was as hot as it could be without melting. B) push the same bullet in through the other end.  Oh god I'm screwed either way... Neither but I guess B. Okay now, I'm gonna be REALLY REALLY cruel. A. Have a one night threesome with... Arnold Shwarzenneger, Mr.T, AND the Big Show from WWE?  (This goes for both genders, and is a fate I wouldn't wish, on my worst enemy). B. If you're male... Be forced to get estrogen injections, all sorts of painfull feminization surgerys, and be my sex slave for LIFE, or if you're female, be forced to get several painfull operations, to become male, but still highly resemble, a female, and be my sex slave for life? C. Cuddle a 16 foot tarantula, for a entire night. D. Permanently lose all fingers, on you're right hand . (By having some crazed lunatic biting them off). (I am trying to be as cruel as possible). |
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 28, 2006 11:36:12 GMT -5
C) Snakes arent all that scary when you actually think about it, instead of just reacting and craping yourself. |
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Post by iGuess on Jul 28, 2006 11:38:56 GMT -5
D. Im left handed |
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Jul 28, 2006 11:42:12 GMT -5
C) Snakes arent all that scary when you actually think about it, instead of just reacting and craping yourself. Actually tarantulas, are spiders... Okay pictures this all ready, creepy hideious creature SIXTEEN feet around... Thats bigger than TWO Andre, The Giants. Not creepy? (Scroll past this if you're terrified of spiders).   Were the other ones THAT scary? Unless someone has gender identity issues, I imagine B would be scary to, but then again so would be A, and the spider sounds downright terrifying to me.  |
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Jul 28, 2006 13:56:22 GMT -5
A, because then I could blackmail them for having sex with a minor, AND tell everybody that they all have tiny penis'
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Post by iGuess on Jul 28, 2006 14:03:20 GMT -5
A) Have your entire life recorded (from 3 different angles) and archived on the internet from anyone to view. Most embarrassing moments are bookmarked for easy access.
B) cut off any part of your body that you can fit in one of them little cigar guillotines.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Jul 28, 2006 14:07:42 GMT -5
A
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Post by iGuess on Jul 28, 2006 14:10:28 GMT -5
it wont be that bad, the 3 different angles are only available with a paypal donation.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Aug 7, 2006 18:26:05 GMT -5
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Post by mastab on Aug 7, 2006 19:46:35 GMT -5
C) Snakes arent all that scary when you actually think about it, instead of just reacting and craping yourself. Actually tarantulas, are spiders... Okay pictures this all ready, creepy hideious creature SIXTEEN feet around... Thats bigger than TWO Andre, The Giants. Not creepy? (Scroll past this if you're terrified of spiders). Were the other ones THAT scary? Unless someone has gender identity issues, I imagine B would be scary to, but then again so would be A, and the spider sounds downright terrifying to me. It's furry, cuddly, and cute. I'd love to cuddle it. My grandpa had a tarantula and I used to love to let it crall on me. Spiders are teh seks. I would like to remind people that you MUST answer and give a question in every post or the game breaks. It's okay if you have misc comments in the post too. A) Only be able to say the words "Trek" and "Star" B) Get gang banged by the crew of the enterprise (the Picard one) C) Look like a Klingon in real life.  (Thank God for clevage or I'd have no idea if she was male or female) |
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Aug 7, 2006 20:07:21 GMT -5
B) Wouldnt be that bad! A) Rape a child, ages 1-8.  B) Fight a bull, that wont stop untill your dead. C) Pleasure me! GFM, that games been broken for 6 pages! |
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Post by Avis on Aug 7, 2006 20:10:17 GMT -5
C) Sounds like the funnest option  A)Eat a cow pie [not a literal pie mind you] B)Eat horse dung C)Eat the amount of maggots equivalent to the dung/pie |
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Aug 7, 2006 20:45:48 GMT -5
A) A) Have anal sex with an elephant. B) Give me anal sex. xD c) Get impaled on a metal rod, slowly, taking you 30 minutes to die. |
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Post by mastab on Aug 7, 2006 23:26:16 GMT -5
Assuming I'd be pitching and you receiving I'd go for B. If I'd be receiving, then I'd go for A. Unless I'd be receiving in that too, then back to B. But afterwords I'd make you do C.
A) Have the truth revealed that you are the grandson of Hitler and not ever be able to hide from it.
B) Have your mind transfered into these forums where all you can do is post and reply.
C) Put a bannana up your uretha for a month. A big bannana. And you can't pee.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Aug 8, 2006 0:48:10 GMT -5
Youd rather have a 3 foot elephant penis in your  , than mine? A) Nothing bad about that, its not like I actually killed all the Jews. A) Have sex with Shakira. B) Have sex with Beyonce. C) Have sex with Britney Spears. |
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Post by Avis on Aug 8, 2006 1:54:42 GMT -5
A) Mmmm Shakira
a.Kill your best friend
b.Killer your mother
c.Kill your father
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Aug 8, 2006 2:40:08 GMT -5
I'm tied between B and C. I hate them both equally.
a) Watch teletubbies 24/7/365
b) Read really bad emo poetry 24/7/365
c) Hear the theme to Power Rangers over and over 24/7/365
*note, you get leap-years off
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Post by Avis on Aug 8, 2006 9:33:04 GMT -5
b) Would be the most bearable, I think.
a.Work at a sanitary station
b.Be a garbage man
c.Clean animal dung
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Aug 8, 2006 11:08:00 GMT -5
B) They get paid well up here in Toronto. ;D A) Get maimed, no arms, no legs, no sexual organs for the rest of your life. B) Get you sexual organ removed, and attached on the inside of your anus. It slides out when you need to go pee, and when you get an erection, it pushes up into your intestines somehow! For you ladies, a doctor gives you a penis on the inside of your anus, and sews your "lips" together. |
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Oh god I'm screwed either way... Neither but I guess B.
