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Post by mastab on Jul 23, 2006 15:55:09 GMT -5
OK, here's how it works. I ask which you would rather do out of a list of things(not too long!) and the next poster answers and asks their own question. It goes on like that. If this is too complex for you to understand, stop using the internet and breathing my air. Oh, and you don't actually do the thing you choose, just hypothetically. WARNING: I've played this before and it gets pretty gross.
Would you rather... A) Be gang raped by the Back Street Boys B) Make love to your parents C) Drink a large cup of fresh diahrea D) Kill everyone you know and love slowly, and a few people you don't know (you selfish person!)
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Post by Muad'dib on Jul 23, 2006 15:58:22 GMT -5
D, duh.
Would you rather... A) A long life of nothingness B) A reasonably long life, with nothing too special C) A short life achieving everything you have potential for.
Edit: Oh, and when I read the title, I thought it'd be something fun like going to another forum and posting something funny.
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Post by mastab on Jul 23, 2006 16:08:43 GMT -5
B, although I want to join my main man walt disney in the freezing chamber when I die. Would you rather... A) (if female) be fornicated by a snake (if male) fornicate a snake B) Be cursed to walk around naked forever, but not be able to fit in with nudists C) Be cursed to play tetris forever D) Be married to, and forced to sleep with, Barbara Streisand but not get any of her cash or good things (ewwwww) And there's no rules we can't dare eachother to post funny things on other forums
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Post by iGuess on Jul 23, 2006 16:14:41 GMT -5
Ill take Barbara, DAMN
edit: oh yeah um... A) Be the angel on top of a Christmas tree (ouch) B) drink the water from a bathtub where michael jackson had just raped gary coleman by mistake
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Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 23, 2006 16:27:00 GMT -5
B. You never stated how much. Would you rather... 1) Have sex with margaret thatcher while she's covered in whipped cream, or: 2) Eat deep fried dog testicles with a serving of your fathers foreskin?
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Post by Justice on Jul 23, 2006 16:35:17 GMT -5
B. You never stated how much. Would you rather... 1) Have sex with margaret thatcher while she's covered in whipped cream, or: 2) Eat deep fried dog testicles with a serving of your fathers foreskin? 1) Id hit that with whip cream Would you.... A) Set a cat on fire B) Break up with your best freind
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Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 23, 2006 16:38:40 GMT -5
B. Says much about my character.
A) Eat smegma, or B) See your grandma naked?
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Post by melchior1 on Jul 23, 2006 16:40:19 GMT -5
EDIT: damn this was to stealth's....whats smegma?
PYROMANIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! would you rather 1) lick a porcupine(the spiny side you cheaters) 2) saw off your foot 3) clean a toilet after someone had explosive diahrea
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Post by iGuess on Jul 23, 2006 16:41:04 GMT -5
I would rather set a cat on fire. One time my sisters cat caught on fire from a candle and then jumped off of the table and puked in mid-air.
Would you rather... A) Wrestle your grandma in lime jello while you were both wearing nothing but a thong B) Eat a live guinea pig in one bite.
edit: waay to slow. C) clean a toilet.
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Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 23, 2006 16:44:35 GMT -5
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Post by melchior1 on Jul 23, 2006 16:49:24 GMT -5
A ok 1) eat what I just vomitted after learning what smegma was 2) be run over repeatedly by a school bus full of screaming little kids 3) endure me saying NIH over and over and over
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Post by Justice on Jul 23, 2006 16:53:00 GMT -5
A ok 1) eat what I just vomitted after learning what smegma was 2) be run over repeatedly by a school bus full of screaming little kids 3) endure me saying NIH over and over and over 3) Easy answer Would you... A) Walk in on a old person orgy ( ) B) ..... Walk in on your best ferind and girlfreind/boyfreind (Sorta easy...)
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Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 23, 2006 16:53:22 GMT -5
A. A) You'd rather assram a sheep in public, or; B) Eat the contents of a sewer.
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Post by melchior1 on Jul 23, 2006 17:02:29 GMT -5
A. A) You'd rather assram a sheep in public, or; B) Eat the contents of a sewer. B don't knock it till you've tried it how about 1) be the last person on earth 2) be the last woman on earth with Michael Jackson( would you continue the species or let us die out?) 3) be blind, deaf, and mute
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Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 23, 2006 17:16:49 GMT -5
1. How easy is that? 1) Be neutered and have to tell everyone. 2) Be forced to wear womens underwear and nothing else, for a guy. For a girl, would you rather try electrotorture?
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Post by iGuess on Jul 23, 2006 17:19:31 GMT -5
man ill wear womens underwear over being neutered. But stuff would probably hang out so it could be awkward.
A) Milk a cat with your mouth B) Become a vegan...forever.
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Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 23, 2006 17:38:13 GMT -5
Oooh. Neither of those sound nasty, but I'll pick A. I like milk. A) Insert insider your spotted owl for a week. B) Shove a pineapple there for a day.
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Jul 23, 2006 21:13:54 GMT -5
Hmmm, tough choice Slipper. I guess I'd have to choose A) Insert insider your spotted owl for a week, because B sounds way too pricky and would Mighty Morphin Power Censor! my up for the rest of my life. A'll be longer and more annoying than B, but that's that I guess... Choose guys! A) Have a furious all night long mating session with a werewolf? B) Eat NOTHING but sweets and fizzy drinks for a month and you aren't allowed to brush your teeth? C) Walk through a mile long patch of stinging nettles, naked? D) Play a three hour long session of Twister with Brian Peppers?
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Post by eek on Jul 23, 2006 21:18:00 GMT -5
Ouch... reckon I'm gonna have to go with A, provided it's a female werewolf. Right, my turn! A) Eat your own hands and feet B) No form of sexual pleasure (self-administered or otherwise) for life or... C) Not being able to eat anything but grass for life?
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Post by iGuess on Jul 23, 2006 21:24:35 GMT -5
Ouch... reckon I'm gonna have to go with A, provided it's a female werewolf. Right, my turn! A) Eat your own hands and feet B) No form of sexual pleasure (self-administered or otherwise) for life or... C) Not being able to eat anything but grass for life? wow thats messed up. If you choose A or B you cant pleasure yourself and if you choose C you die. I gotta go with A just because (according to the sin test) lust is my greatest sin. and i don't feel like making a dare.
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Post by WitchBoy on Jul 23, 2006 21:24:38 GMT -5
C!
Grass isn't so terrible, really. I'm already vegetarian.
Now, lesse what me can come up with....
1:Lose your entire lower jaw 2:Have to work in a brothel that caters to ugly people 3:Have sex with CHRISTOPHER LEE
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Post by iGuess on Jul 23, 2006 22:00:54 GMT -5
B ugly people aren't THAT bad. And whoring is good money.
A) Walk into compton wearing a t-shirt with a BIG southern flag on it B) run naked backwards though a cornfield C) drink your urine first thing in the morning every day for the rest of your life.
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Post by melchior1 on Jul 23, 2006 22:10:13 GMT -5
C "Its sterile and I like the taste."-Patches O'Hoolihan 1) Share your bed with a horde of cockroaches 2) have wacko Jacko as an alter ego 3) dream nothing but nightmares for the rest of your life
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 23, 2006 22:29:40 GMT -5
3 for sure.
A) Become eel girl, in that video Ell Soup B) Die a virgin
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Post by iGuess on Jul 24, 2006 1:50:38 GMT -5
B can you give it back to me?
A) Become a devoted member of the flat earth society. Tour the world spreading your craziness of a flat earth. (and actually be brainwashed to believe it) B) Become a devoted scientologist and make mad love to tom cruise while spreading your crazy witchcraft. C) Join an underground orgy/sex cult but soon after joining, and before enjoying any of the amenities, lose your genitalia.
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