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Post by everybodysgrudge on Jul 24, 2006 2:38:02 GMT -5
Good gods, I have to say.... C. Don't care much about sex so losing my 'bits' won't be much of a concern. Alrighties... A) Rigorously rub your face into a wild skunk's bottom foor two minutes straight? B) Get into a three round mud wrestling match with Micheal Jackson and two naked boys, fighting dirty-style and without rules? C) Go without playing video games or use anything electronical for a MONTH! (or become Amish)? D) Hump somebody (totally random pick, not allowed to choose) from this forum? Hate me, guys!
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Post by Justice on Jul 24, 2006 8:16:16 GMT -5
D) I might get lucky 1) Get breast fed from your grandma 2)....Get breast fed from your sister Have fun with those mental images
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Post by iGuess on Jul 24, 2006 10:32:52 GMT -5
I'm gonna go with my sister. Just because that is definitely the lesser of two evils. From what I hear from my hole friends, my sister is hot. A) Go into an airport and start praying to allah in an all out muslim outfit and then try to make it through security without being cavity searched. B) Be the person who started the aids disease. ( yep... humans AND monkeys)
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Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 24, 2006 11:13:32 GMT -5
A) That could be fun. A) Swim in liquid diarrhea for two weeks. B) Be forced to inseminate lots of old women. Have fuun.
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Post by Justice on Jul 24, 2006 11:17:18 GMT -5
A) That could be fun. A) Swim in liquid diarrhea for two weeks. B) Be forced to inseminate lots of old women. Have fuun. ..... Oh it- B) Itll be done quicker A) Lose both arms B) Lose your sexual organs Haha
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Post by iGuess on Jul 24, 2006 11:21:41 GMT -5
B, DEFINATELY.
@ SE, you can't really inseminate them if they are too old.
ok
A) Microwave a kitten B) Push a bunch of cows over a cliff
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Post by Justice on Jul 24, 2006 11:35:16 GMT -5
B) I would never do that to a kitty A) Kill your parents (both of em) B) Kill 3 of your best freinds Ouch....
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 11:41:48 GMT -5
I only have 2 best friends. B, but only if I was going to die if I didnt. I cant make anything up right now.
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Post by iGuess on Jul 24, 2006 11:45:56 GMT -5
A) Lose all of your senses except sight for the rest of your life B) Take off your face with a cheese grater.
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Jul 24, 2006 11:47:35 GMT -5
A, less painful that way and I can get around fine with just sight. Alright, you guys know the drill now! A) Streak naked your local street at the busiest time of the day where as many people as possible will see you in all your naked glory! B) Have your way with a bag of frozen icecubes for a whole hour... C) Kill your pet...
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Post by iGuess on Jul 24, 2006 11:50:35 GMT -5
Okay ive already done it so, A and I have swam in very cold water and just that hurt, having your way with a bag of ice would REALLY hurt.
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Post by Justice on Jul 24, 2006 11:52:20 GMT -5
A) Lose all your senses B) Be lonely for your entire life
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Jul 24, 2006 12:00:24 GMT -5
B) as I already am lonely and know what's like... A) Drag yourself across a rough carpeted floor naked on all fours from one end of the room to the other. B) Make yourself face your worst fear ever (like a huge spider or something), touch it and stay near it for three hours long?
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Post by Justice on Jul 24, 2006 12:03:35 GMT -5
A) Hehe A) Kill all your freinds B) Kill your one true love
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Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 24, 2006 12:17:58 GMT -5
B.
A) Have your way with a snail. B) Roll around in putrid vomit.
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Post by Justice on Jul 24, 2006 12:22:05 GMT -5
B. A) Have your way with a snail. B) Roll around in putrid vomit. B? ...... Hmmm whats with you and 'having your way' with random animals ..... A) A) Go without your computer for a month B) Dont talk to anybody, in person, for a month
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Jul 24, 2006 12:31:50 GMT -5
Don't talk to anybody in person for a month. That sounds pretty nice, actually! A) Cover yourself in meat sauce and walk amongst a pen full of starving Dobermans? B) Cover yourself in pheromones and walk amonst a pen full of horny old men?
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 12:47:40 GMT -5
B) Becuase Im a guy, and some of old men think being gay is wrong. ;D A) Have sex with me ( that even goes for you guys.) B) Haves sex with a metal fan, spinning on full speed. Oh, and you have to stick your parts through the spinning blades, none of that, "Ill do it with the non spinning part!"
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Jul 24, 2006 13:00:26 GMT -5
Mmm, I guess I'd have to choose A then, devil! *fumbles with her clothing* How bad could you be really? A) Get a load of red hot pepper and either snort it or rub it in your eyes? (your choice of either) B) Be forced to watch a whole day's marathon of Barney and Teletubbies!
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Post by iGuess on Jul 24, 2006 13:02:05 GMT -5
um i guess ill go with A?
A) Be pimped by edward scissorhands B) do the carlton dance naked in the snow with everyone you know watching.
edit: Oh, I answered A to devil, but I guess grudge got me off the hook. Answer is still A. Snorted pepper before, not as bad as wasabi
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 13:05:10 GMT -5
Im not experienced so it wont be much fun. A) Rub peppers into my eye's. Watching Barney well destroy my eyes anyways. A) Have sex with a wild racoon. B) Eat pizza with crap as a topping. Damnit! I still take A though, even with iguess's choices.
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Post by iGuess on Jul 24, 2006 13:16:10 GMT -5
well either one you pretty much lose your penis.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 24, 2006 13:20:47 GMT -5
well either one you pretty much lose your penis.
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Post by iGuess on Jul 24, 2006 13:28:37 GMT -5
A) peel all your skin off, eat it, and then take a bath in lemon juice and salt. B) use a sharpened golf club with the end covered by a tenis ball as a stool, have it break through the tennis ball, and go up your into your stomach. (this may be a story for another time, but it is true)
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Post by Vinya on Jul 24, 2006 14:19:54 GMT -5
I go for neither and instead go back and time to iguess's previous hypothetical situation and A) be pimped by Edward Scissorhands. He's still hot. A) Listen to Yawm rap B) Listen to JT "sing" his favorite techno songs I guess this one only applies to the older members (Because they know what I'm talking about) but heres something to help you decide: they're both pretty bad
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