Zann
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Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Mar 19, 2007 12:02:22 GMT -5
The weather is AWESOME! Small side effect being that you get high on the sun and start drinking someone's blood in the street and get burned at the stake as a vampire.
I wish that I could type better.
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iusia
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From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Mar 21, 2007 22:43:50 GMT -5
You can! Of course it's easy to type ala Steven Hawking when you're entirely crippled.
I wish that I had invented poly-eurethane.
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 25, 2007 8:42:03 GMT -5
You did, and you promptly choked on it, too!
I wish moderators in this place would start acting like the Nazi.
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Post by King Leonidas on Mar 25, 2007 9:45:24 GMT -5
They stopped, and reformed into a weak democratic body. Everyone being so unused to it, didn't like the measure of insecurity this brought upon the site, and looked for a strong figure to lead them. Then Daedra Lord made a grab and seized power and changed the government into a lenient dictatorship, The End. I wish polar bears could have cake. -DL
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Post by starscream on Mar 25, 2007 10:08:12 GMT -5
Polar bears have ALL the cake, so nobody else gets any.
I wish it was spring break.
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Post by Justice on Mar 25, 2007 10:25:02 GMT -5
It's spring break, but you die of alchohol poisining
I wish my headache would go away
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 25, 2007 11:42:11 GMT -5
Your headache goes away. You get athlete's foot instead yummm! I wish... I wish I didn't wish for anything.
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Zann
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Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Mar 25, 2007 12:08:06 GMT -5
You don't wish for anything, but you get shot anyway. Ouch.
I wish Sammi's family trusted me.
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Post by Avis on Mar 25, 2007 13:19:43 GMT -5
Sammi's family completely trusts you, but Sammi doesn't trust you at all.
I wish I had some ice cream
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Mar 25, 2007 13:33:39 GMT -5
Sammi's part of her family...
Anyway, Stealthie lends you some of his ice cream. Oh joy.
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Post by starscream on Mar 25, 2007 14:48:42 GMT -5
I wish Zann had left a wish for me to abuse horribly.
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Mar 25, 2007 14:54:21 GMT -5
Oopz. ><
I wish I knew how to avoid morning glorys.
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Post by gumby on Mar 25, 2007 15:11:47 GMT -5
You do. Except now they're at midnight. Always. (has no clue what he's talking about)
I wish I had an amazing house and could throw an amazing cost-free party which rocks because safeway and thriftway and some random asian company just happen to donate to my house and everyone on this forum just so happens to be there and there's no nukes, terrorists, evil police, good police, jerks, or flaming pandas etc attempting to attack the party. ... <3
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Post by King Leonidas on Mar 25, 2007 15:28:38 GMT -5
There are none of what you said, just a great party that we're all having, which is being funded by companies, thrift stores... and taxes. The next day you find that your fun at the world's expense triggered a series of events that led to the Second Great Depression. -DL
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Post by starscream on Mar 25, 2007 16:59:33 GMT -5
I wish DL had also left a wish, and that all non-wish-leavers had their privileges withdrawn for a week.
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Post by King Leonidas on Mar 25, 2007 20:50:47 GMT -5
I wish DL had also left a wish, D'oh my bad. Um... I wish for... Penguins! and that all non-wish-leavers had their privileges withdrawn for a week. tch. Go ahead and see if I care, not using it anyway. -DL
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melchior1
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"This is my blessing, my curse."
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Post by melchior1 on Mar 25, 2007 23:04:32 GMT -5
umm....poof! your head is replaced by a penuin....butt.....
I wish relationships never ended badly
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Mar 26, 2007 11:17:55 GMT -5
They never end badly because they never start!
I wish I could find the lyrics for "The Harp And The Hellfire" - Azriel
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Post by Justice on Mar 27, 2007 11:38:52 GMT -5
You do, but they are horrible.
I wish I wasn't sick
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Mar 27, 2007 11:46:17 GMT -5
You aren't, you're legless.
I wish I was perfect and so was everything.
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iusia
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Post by iusia on Mar 27, 2007 19:48:27 GMT -5
Your wish comes true, but because all things are perfect, there must also be a perfect form of corruption.. and this is where I come in.
There are two lands: perfect good and perfect bad. Your land of 'good' perfection is still subject to the will of the 'bad' perfection of the other land. They invade. But because both land's are equally and oppositely matched in perfection they cancel eachother out.
So you die.
I wish that there was no anonymous.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Mar 27, 2007 20:47:08 GMT -5
congrats
but now when you prank call the mafia, they can track you and they decide to kill you.
I wish I was three years older than I am now.
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mastab
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Free hugs!
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Post by mastab on Mar 27, 2007 22:19:14 GMT -5
You are, but the legal drinking limit and consenting limit has been moved to six years older than you are now.
I wish Angelina Jolie was my slave.
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Mar 28, 2007 13:08:56 GMT -5
She is, but she's shortly after killed by Laura Croft. Ah.
I wish I could murder a certain girl at my school, without being punished.
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melchior1
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Post by melchior1 on Mar 28, 2007 15:26:55 GMT -5
you murder her but are soon eaten alive by her zombified corpse
I wish matrix theory was easier
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