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Post by thevikinggoddess on Mar 12, 2007 19:31:45 GMT -5
It's a license to kill...time. Congratulations, you've now moved into doing legally.
I wish it were Wednesday at 1:30 PM and all my obligations were taken care of.
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Post by starscream on Mar 12, 2007 20:17:00 GMT -5
All your obligations are taken care of immediately, and it is now Wednesday 1:30pm. 100 years in the future.
I wish I was more charismatic.
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Post by iusia on Mar 12, 2007 22:22:55 GMT -5
You're more charismatic, but only to trannies..
I wish I had a neverending can of vanilla coke, unpoisoned.
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Mar 13, 2007 1:44:29 GMT -5
You're more charismatic, but only to trannies.. I wish I had a neverending can of vanilla coke, unpoisoned. You have a non-ending non-poisoned can of vanilla coke... It's larger than the earth, your thrown into it, and drown in vanilla coke. I wish, that I could make bad people disappear legally.
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Post by Alpha-B.tch on Mar 13, 2007 10:29:58 GMT -5
Congratulations! You have disappeared with them!
I wish I could visit all the folks I hated and kill them without consequences
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Post by iusia on Mar 13, 2007 11:59:28 GMT -5
[td][/td] You're more charismatic, but only to trannies.. I wish I had a neverending can of vanilla coke, unpoisoned. You have a non-ending non-poisoned can of vanilla coke... It's larger than the earth, your thrown into it, and drown in vanilla coke. You know what... I think I could live with that. ;D CONGRATULATIONS! Thanks to the wonders of modern transport, all the people you hate are now only a hop skip and an international flight away! So you go and kill your hated people, but remember, murder is STILL a crime, (although the murders themselves have no real consequences, you just feel a little better)... and crime leads to jail.... which leads to . The uncool kind.
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Post by gumby on Mar 13, 2007 12:03:02 GMT -5
...aww... i didnt get to corrupt your non-existant wish... I wish the next to me would shut up.
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 14, 2007 8:53:00 GMT -5
The next to you finally shuts up and starts farting viciously instead. I wish my tongue didn't hurt.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Mar 14, 2007 9:48:07 GMT -5
Yay, you're a CEO!..Ah, the company just got busted for fraud and all the blame is on you. I wouldnt be suprised if I could drag out the legal battle untill long after I have died of old age. Your tongue doesn't hurt because its rotted off! I wish I was dirt poor, and dead.
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Post by gumby on Mar 14, 2007 12:00:38 GMT -5
POOF! Youre dirt poor and only dead in the hearts of your friends. And youre missing an arm somehow. Which hasnt been bleeding... Hmm.
I wish I had ... Er... nice socks with no repercussions.
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 15, 2007 12:32:43 GMT -5
You have a nice, warm and cozy pair of pink socks that has a picture of Son Goku with a HUUUUGE hardon wherever you go, people and ridicule you because of your silly socks. I wish I wasn't such an immense bastard.
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Post by Alpha-B.tch on Mar 15, 2007 15:31:32 GMT -5
Congratulations! You're no longer an immense bastard so everyone that doesn't like you, now beats you up, buttrapes you, laughs at you, walks over you and you're, in general, just treated like because you're no longer able to be an immense bastard back to them I wish I could teleport.
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Post by starscream on Mar 15, 2007 18:24:24 GMT -5
You teleport into a volcano. Oops. I wish I'd already written and handed in this essay I'm about to start, and got top marks for it.
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Post by melchior1 on Mar 15, 2007 18:26:31 GMT -5
you teleport yourself to the moon....with no space suit
I wish I was super talented at something....that doesn't involve homosexuality or necrophelia
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Post by iusia on Mar 17, 2007 1:54:50 GMT -5
Congrats! You're SUPER talented at bestiality. You become famous almost overnight after a YouTube upload of your specialty donkeyshow. (i fail to see a downside sooo..) you contract leprosy for some reason. (there we go)
I wish my nails would grow normally. But not post-mortom.
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Post by Zann on Mar 17, 2007 10:11:28 GMT -5
Your nails grow normally, but your bones grow 300x the normal speed and you end up a deformed mess because the rest of your body doesn't grow. I wish life was simple.
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Post by iusia on Mar 17, 2007 10:39:05 GMT -5
Your nails grow normally, but your bones grow 300x the normal speed and you end up a deformed mess because the rest of your body doesn't grow. I wish life was simple. I 'd! ;D Life is simple, or at least it appeared that way right before the unionist concervative on a political and alcoholic bender about wage rights and reforming the dress code for sub-section 2 of his deputy work group ran you over in his registered-yet-overclocked vehicle going just 1kmph above the 60kmph speed limit! He coulda breaked if only he'd been going slower... and wasn't hepped up on goofballs. I wish everything in the multiverse was good and positive.
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Post by Zann on Mar 17, 2007 12:56:06 GMT -5
Everything and everyONE is soo good, that you get crushed to death by hugs as soon as you step into the street. Bit like saying you had a bad day on here, really. I wish I could poke a porcupine.
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Post by Justice on Mar 17, 2007 16:21:42 GMT -5
You can, but it still hurts. Really, that wasn't spechic at all I wish my snow would dissapear
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Post by Avis on Mar 17, 2007 17:09:40 GMT -5
Your snow has disappeared! Yayyyy! But, it was replaced by lava. Uh ohs!
I wish I had the Pulp Fiction Collectors Edition DVD in my hands right now.
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Post by starscream on Mar 17, 2007 23:10:00 GMT -5
You have it, then some random guy snatches it and runs away.
I wish I could sleep as much as I want.
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Post by melchior1 on Mar 17, 2007 23:21:36 GMT -5
you now have narcolepsy, you sleep whenever you feel like it and sometimes when you don't
I wish scrubs was on right now
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Post by Justice on Mar 18, 2007 8:47:11 GMT -5
It is, but it's the episode where they fire clay aiken from the cafeteria (zomg ) I wish I had the day off school tommorow
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Mar 18, 2007 19:58:50 GMT -5
It is, but it's the episode where they fire clay aiken from the cafeteria (zomg ) I wish I had the day off school tommorow School is off tomorrow (by the way, you spelled tomorrow wrong just so you know). Only thing is there is a massive panic, about students missing school tomorrow, so they are forced to go to school, for the rest of their lives 24/7 afterwards. I wish my CD, and mothers computer would get here TODAY.
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Post by melchior1 on Mar 19, 2007 1:15:15 GMT -5
poof!...the mailman delivers them Jim carry style
I wish the wether would be awesome again
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