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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 9, 2007 11:08:22 GMT -5
She leaves the intensive care, comes to visit her son, catches you 2 cuddling and [as any possessive mom does] kills you dead with her trusty 2-barrel shotgun I wish I wasn't constantly horny ><
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Post by thevikinggoddess on Mar 9, 2007 19:35:47 GMT -5
(I seriously doubt that would happen, Ducks: He's in his sixties, gay, and not attractive to me at all. This is not the Italian I was drooling over last semester; he is in Spain.)
You are no longer constantly horny: you are now unable to get excited, ever. This disinterest makes you irresistable to women, none of whom you can DO anything with or to. You eventually kill yourself in frustration.
I wish I hadn't procrastinated on this stupid paper I'm now writing because it's late.
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Post by starscream on Mar 9, 2007 21:57:12 GMT -5
You hadn't, but instead you were procrastinating about eating and died of starvation.
I wish I didn't have any assignments to do.
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iusia
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From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Mar 9, 2007 22:42:19 GMT -5
You don't have any assignments to do because you were expelled. I suppose you'll think twice before you burn down a convent again. ;D
I wish there was something good to watch on FOXTEL today. I'm soo sick of these crappy 90's movies involving crazy people and flames.
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Post by Justice on Mar 10, 2007 13:02:32 GMT -5
It's bear porn, you happy?
I wish my stuff would magically move into my basement so I don't have to move it
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Post by King Leonidas on Mar 10, 2007 15:46:37 GMT -5
Your stuff somehow breaks the laws of physics and falls through the floor, crashing into the basement. I wish there was a giant rainbow spanning the Earth right now. -DL
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Post by Alpha-B.tch on Mar 10, 2007 16:54:35 GMT -5
Congratulations, a rainbow now spans the world. Sadly, the monkeys like the colours and take the rainbow, choking you because you stole their peanuts.
I wish I could play TES IV Oblivion on my PC without any problems of lag or crashing
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Post by Justice on Mar 10, 2007 21:04:34 GMT -5
It blows up
I wish writers block didn't exist
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Post by starscream on Mar 10, 2007 22:47:42 GMT -5
Writer's block is gone, and now the internet is flooded with so many poems, stories and articles that nobody has the time to read most of them, including yours.
I wish I could read minds at will.
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Mar 11, 2007 0:38:37 GMT -5
Writer's block is gone, and now the internet is flooded with so many poems, stories and articles that nobody has the time to read most of them, including yours. I wish I could read minds at will. You can now read everyones mind, on the downside they magically end up, always having very bad, disturbing thoughts about you, which give you endless nightmares for life. I wish I was better at shocking people.
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Post by Justice on Mar 11, 2007 7:07:14 GMT -5
You are, because you have no head ^^
I wish my cat would stop jumping onto my lap whiling I'm playing the computer. But, I don't want him dead or running away ;__;
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 11, 2007 11:19:29 GMT -5
Your cat stops jumpin' onto your lap and instead seckses your behind from now on. [ classic Kitty FTW] I wish I had a nice female here for cuddling right now.
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Mar 11, 2007 12:32:09 GMT -5
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Post by starscream on Mar 12, 2007 4:15:36 GMT -5
You can turn invisible, but forget how to turn back. Everyone forgets that you exist.
I wish I wasn't tired/drunk (whichever it is right now).
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Post by Justice on Mar 12, 2007 5:29:15 GMT -5
You're not tired, so you drink more. Thus, starting the whole process all over again I wish I had a printer
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Mar 12, 2007 12:09:03 GMT -5
You had a printer that spewws paper so fast it hits you in the neck, which then gives you AN ATOMIC PAPERCUT and cuts your head off. Sowwy.
I wish I had the power of possession.
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Post by starscream on Mar 12, 2007 12:29:41 GMT -5
You've got it, and you possess someone who later goes on to get tortured horribly, and you've forgotten how to un-possess from them! I wish the wind didn't mess up my hair.
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Mar 12, 2007 12:42:26 GMT -5
The wind no longer messes up your hair, because it's made of brick and weighs your head down to the floor! I wish I could take shirtless emo pictures better. XD
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Post by Avis on Mar 12, 2007 14:09:37 GMT -5
You can now take shirtless emo pictures, but the camera explodes anytime that you do.
I wish this lemonade tasted better [ohhh boy, I can already see the responses to this one xD]
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melchior1
Aspirant
Official PROTESF Necromancer
"This is my blessing, my curse."
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Post by melchior1 on Mar 12, 2007 14:54:02 GMT -5
your lemonade is the tastiest in the world....too bad you didn't patent the recipe cause your neighbor stole it and made millions I wish people weren't so ing horrible
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Post by Avis on Mar 12, 2007 15:00:45 GMT -5
People are no longer horrible, they are the bestest, nicest, most loving people ever! But nobody can handle all of the affection and everybody's head explodes.
I wish my iTunes would work ...
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Mar 12, 2007 15:04:48 GMT -5
iTunes now works, but your speakers/headphones don't.
I wish I would never get jumped on forums.
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Post by Alpha-B.tch on Mar 12, 2007 15:13:52 GMT -5
You never get jumped on forums again because you got banned from every one you joined or want to join
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Post by starscream on Mar 12, 2007 18:15:24 GMT -5
I wish Jade had left me something to work with.
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melchior1
Aspirant
Official PROTESF Necromancer
"This is my blessing, my curse."
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Post by melchior1 on Mar 12, 2007 19:16:14 GMT -5
she actually did.....you can't see it cause it blew the internet's mind
I wish I had a license to kill
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