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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 19, 2007 1:24:31 GMT -5
Here is How you play:
You make a wish, for example: "I wish I had some hot chocolate." Then someone replies and grants your wish, but not in the way you intended. You get your hot chocolate, but it is laced with cyanide
Ready? Ok
I wish I were famous
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Post by starscream on Feb 19, 2007 3:38:38 GMT -5
Granted, but you became famous for having no penis. I wish I was rich. (it's 8:40, gimme a break here )
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Post by Avis on Feb 19, 2007 9:49:31 GMT -5
Guess what? You're rich!...But the money is counterfeit.
I wish my neck wasn't stiff and sore.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Feb 19, 2007 9:52:19 GMT -5
You get a massage from a woman 8 feet tall, weighing 897 pounds.
I wish I was CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
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Post by Avis on Feb 19, 2007 9:59:36 GMT -5
Yay, you're a CEO!..Ah, , the company just got busted for fraud and all the blame is on you. Uhm..I, uh, wish I had new shoes..? [can't think of anything xD]
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
Posts: 3,613
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Post by Zann on Feb 19, 2007 10:02:02 GMT -5
Your new shoes you. Wait, that's a good thing...your new shoes burn your feet. I wish I was a fish.
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Post by Avis on Feb 19, 2007 10:17:21 GMT -5
You're now a fishy....without gills.
I wish I had some chocolate.
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
Posts: 3,613
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Post by Zann on Feb 19, 2007 10:18:38 GMT -5
You have been given chocolate (covered bricks than you will choke on)
I wish I had a pokeball.
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Post by Avis on Feb 19, 2007 10:23:03 GMT -5
Ooo...You havee a shiney new Pokeball, that is also a time bomb with a 5 second timer.
I wish I had a guitar
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
Posts: 3,613
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Post by Zann on Feb 19, 2007 10:42:46 GMT -5
You have a perfect guitar, perfect except for the strings which slice open your fingers.
I want a bag.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Feb 19, 2007 10:43:36 GMT -5
You have a bag, that when opened, explodes!
I wish I had $2.50
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Post by starscream on Feb 19, 2007 12:58:45 GMT -5
You get the $2.50, embedded in your skull.
I wish I was surrounded by beautiful women.
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Post by Avis on Feb 19, 2007 13:03:56 GMT -5
You're now surrounded by AIDS positive beautiful women, congratulations.
I wish I had a digital camera
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Feb 19, 2007 13:46:28 GMT -5
You have the camera, but all the pictures it takes are disturbing enough to send anyone who sees them into madness.
I wish I had ADHD.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 19, 2007 20:18:03 GMT -5
congrats, you have adhd, but in the process of giving it to you, my magic replaced your arm with a rabid raccoon...
I wish I was a disease-free, gorgeous not-transexual, female, with a working vagina, and nice boobs.
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Post by Avis on Feb 19, 2007 20:20:17 GMT -5
CONGRATS! You're now a female!...'Cept I forgot to put your brain in the body. Whoopsy!
I wish my english teacher would retire
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 19, 2007 20:21:59 GMT -5
Congrats! they retired. Now you have another, more strict and rude teacher who piles on the homework.
I wish that I were in a successful band...
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Post by Avis on Feb 19, 2007 20:24:24 GMT -5
Whooo! You created and are currently in a successful band! So successful that you have groupies, and you slept with them. Pity they all have a different STD and you got each one.
I wish I had a car
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 19, 2007 20:27:04 GMT -5
You now have a car, filled with the smell of dead hookers, pity that doesn't come out... I wish I had a nicely shaped .
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Post by Avis on Feb 19, 2007 20:31:51 GMT -5
You know have a nicely shaped , that is furrier than a bear. I wish my throat wasn't swollen
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 19, 2007 20:47:58 GMT -5
Your swollen throat is now gone, and in it's place comes penile disfunction.
I wish I had more time to play with myself...
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Post by starscream on Feb 19, 2007 22:38:10 GMT -5
You get the time, but you lose your hands and your genitals. OH NOES!!
I wish I didn't need to sleep.
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Ratwar
Squire
Horkers Rule!
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Post by Ratwar on Feb 20, 2007 0:07:28 GMT -5
You don't need sleep, since you sleep all the time.
I wish I had a cookie tree.
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iusia
Apprentice
From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Feb 20, 2007 1:17:48 GMT -5
You get your cookie tree, but your entire neighbourhood burns down, along with your cookie tree!
I wish I had a venerial disease!
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Feb 20, 2007 3:23:34 GMT -5
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES*. It's masochism time! ;D You get your cookie tree, but your entire neighbourhood burns down, along with your cookie tree! I wish I had a venerial disease! Er, this ones difficult. You get a venerial disease from a tattoo artist with AIDS, bleeding profusely into the needle, as you also get a tattoo of an extremely ugly face, on your hand permanently. I wish, I was a pathologically happy person.
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