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Post by Justice on Feb 20, 2007 5:19:57 GMT -5
You're a happy person, but....You die ;D I know, I'm so good at this game ^^
I wish I had a faster internet.
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iusia
Apprentice
From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Feb 20, 2007 6:42:44 GMT -5
You get a faster internet connection, but a download limit of 3 megabytes! Hah, I totally rule at this! I wish I had an apartment with walls filled to the brim with expensive paintings.
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Feb 20, 2007 6:57:58 GMT -5
Your apartment is filled to the brim with expensive paintings. Unfortunately, every criminal in the world knows this and your apartment has no security.
I wish I could fly.
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iusia
Apprentice
From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Feb 20, 2007 7:13:07 GMT -5
Oh you can fly, you just can't land... so you crash... and die. [lots of blood] ;D
I wish my left leg wasn't bleeding from an overly-scratched mosquito bite...
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Post by starscream on Feb 20, 2007 7:40:28 GMT -5
Your left leg is no longer bleeding, but now your right one and your arms have started instead. I wish everyone in the world worshipped me as a god.
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iusia
Apprentice
From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Feb 20, 2007 8:55:47 GMT -5
Disturbingly and coincedentally accurate at the moment. Everyone in the world worships you as a god... the god of ! Oh WAIT! that's a good thing! I mean a god of... umm. !!! the god for the abolishment of all transformer-related things! ahh lame. I wish i was more clever.
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Post by Avis on Feb 20, 2007 9:14:01 GMT -5
You're now move clever, but now you're mentally retarded. I wish my laptop had Wi-fi
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Feb 20, 2007 10:30:04 GMT -5
Your laptop has Wi-Fi, but everytime it turns on, the city/town your in is destroyed.
I wish I was mentally retarded and dead, and had every disease, and physical disorder known to mankind.
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Post by starscream on Feb 20, 2007 11:03:36 GMT -5
Granted, but you're trapped in the afterlife, in a small room with Paris Hilton.
I wish I knew the meaning of life.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 20, 2007 11:24:25 GMT -5
You now know the meaning of life, but forget everything else that you hold dear to yourself.
I wish I weren't so tired.
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Post by starscream on Feb 20, 2007 11:37:24 GMT -5
You're not so tired, but now you have no bedroom.
I wish I didn't have to work.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 20, 2007 11:41:34 GMT -5
You don't have to work... but now you have no home, and jackass high school students relentlessly pick on you.
I wish I had a bottle of pop...
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Feb 20, 2007 11:50:28 GMT -5
The bottle of pop explodes in your hand, killing you slowly, by tearing a small whole in your heart, and nicking a bunch of nerves, cuasing you endless pain untill you die.
I wish I was alive.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 20, 2007 11:54:11 GMT -5
Yay! You're alive! Sucks that along with that you get human emotions... I wish I was awesome.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Feb 20, 2007 11:57:58 GMT -5
[img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/PowerRangerForum/Emoticons/ i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/PowerRangerForum/Emoticons/rofl.gif"].gif[/IMG] I love how you didnt have top corrupt that one! So sad, but true! You are awesome! So awesome your penis is so heavy it weighs you down to the ground, and you cant move. I wish, I was gay.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 20, 2007 12:06:19 GMT -5
Yay, you're gay. So gay that everytime somebody gives you , deadly rainbow lasers fly out of your . I wish I was clean.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Feb 20, 2007 12:09:13 GMT -5
Some one uses bleach to clean you, inside, and out. You die.
I wish my legs didnt hurt.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 20, 2007 12:12:17 GMT -5
Your legs no longer hurt, because somebody tore them off.
I wish there was no such thing as little brothers.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Feb 20, 2007 12:15:55 GMT -5
Your little brothers head explodes, just as all the other little brothers in the world, there skull fragments killing everyone else. Congradulations, you decimated the population.
I wish I was from Kazaghistanifan.
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Feb 20, 2007 12:22:04 GMT -5
AGH! Two great wishes to corrupt ruined! Your little brothers head explodes, just as all the other little brothers in the world, there skull fragments killing everyone else. Congradulations, you decimated the population. EEEEP! I wish I was from Kazaghistanifan. You are born in an imaginary land called Kazaghistanifan, but end up as a non-existant person, from being born in a place which isn't real. I wish I was much much much faster.
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Post by starscream on Feb 20, 2007 12:56:29 GMT -5
You're so fast that you can't stop yourself, and fly out of the earth's orbit and burn up in the sun.
I wish I knew everything.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 20, 2007 13:01:29 GMT -5
You know everything, even how you will die, and it turns out, you can't change the outcome. This causes you to become extremely depressed, and all the surprises and fun in life are all gone.
I wish I had a new camera.
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Post by starscream on Feb 20, 2007 13:09:42 GMT -5
You have a new camera, but you accidentally blind yourself with the flash, so now you'll never see your pictures! I wish I had a better car.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 20, 2007 13:11:26 GMT -5
You have a better car, complete with illegal parts and license plates.
I wish I could kill Johnny Depp, legally.
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Post by starscream on Feb 20, 2007 13:15:57 GMT -5
You kill him, but thousands of distraught fangirls (and some boys) tear you to pieces.
I wish winter wasn't so cold.
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