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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 20, 2007 13:17:27 GMT -5
Winter isn't as cold, but hey, 200 degree summers don't sound too bad do they?
I wish that I had a ps3...
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Post by starscream on Feb 20, 2007 13:21:16 GMT -5
You get the ps3, and the uncorruptible wish. Congratulations, the game is ruined, and everyone hates you for doing that! I wish the game wasn't ruined.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 20, 2007 13:22:49 GMT -5
Done, but in doing so, you hurt Shane's feelings. I wish I could touch SE all over
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Post by Justice on Feb 20, 2007 15:26:36 GMT -5
You can, but SE turns out to be an old fat bald guy I wish I could get the image of SE being an old fat bald guy out of my head
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Post by starscream on Feb 20, 2007 15:30:24 GMT -5
Granted, but now you are the random old fat bald guy.
I wish I was irresistable to the opposite sex.
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Post by Avis on Feb 20, 2007 15:32:42 GMT -5
You are now irresistable to all the mentally challenged women. Lucky!
I wish I had some yummy chocolate.
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Post by starscream on Feb 20, 2007 15:35:35 GMT -5
You have the yummy chocolate, but it's coated in acid which melts your teeth, tongue and digestive system. Lovely. I wish I didn't have the cold any more.
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Post by Justice on Feb 20, 2007 15:37:21 GMT -5
Granted, but you die from depletion of semen and lack of blood flow to anywhere but your penis in the first few weeks.
I wish, I wish...I had a fish.
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Post by starscream on Feb 20, 2007 15:41:06 GMT -5
You get the biggest fish in the world, but they drop it on you, and you get crushed to death.
I wish people weren't stupid.
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iusia
Apprentice
From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Feb 20, 2007 16:11:11 GMT -5
Granted. People aren't stupid anymore, how can they be when they all just died!? I wish I had a de-clawed, de-toothed and de-penised lion.
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Post by Justice on Feb 20, 2007 16:13:57 GMT -5
Granted, but it's dead.
I wish my PS2 would work
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Post by starscream on Feb 20, 2007 16:18:34 GMT -5
It works, but all your tvs suddenly explode.
I wish I could make the perfect meal.
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iusia
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From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Feb 20, 2007 16:21:08 GMT -5
Your meals are perfect but ZOMG a midget follows you around putting poison into everything! I wish my cartoons were just slightly better than those at: www.explosm.net ...
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Post by starscream on Feb 20, 2007 16:26:54 GMT -5
They're better, but your rivals get angry at your betterness and murder you while you sleep.
I wish I didn't have bad luck.
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Post by duckofdoom on Feb 27, 2007 11:35:12 GMT -5
You have all the luck in the world. You manage to predict subtle stock market shifts to that degree that everyone in the world collapses into economical ruin, making you the richest [literally] person in the world. Soon after you've bought off all the continents and proclaimed yourself the undisputed Emperor Lucky The 1st, a huge meteor shower pummels Earth into tiny bits. Everyone [again, literally EVERYONE] except you is dead and you're left on your ultra-luxury spaceship with lifetime supply of everything to wander the cold, cruel space until your death. Lucky! I wish I could make better stories. [this one sucked ] p.s.: You can, but SE turns out to be an old fat bald guy I wish I could get the image of SE being an old fat bald guy out of my head That really helped my mood, I actually laughed. Thanks, man.
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Feb 27, 2007 12:22:00 GMT -5
You are the best story writer in the world, your stories are all madly believable. Small side effect is that when writing a story about depression, you end up depressed and commit suicide. Hey-ho. I wish I had smaller anus. ( ?)
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melchior1
Aspirant
Official PROTESF Necromancer
"This is my blessing, my curse."
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Post by melchior1 on Feb 27, 2007 13:30:36 GMT -5
???indeed your anus is smaller, so much smaller in fact, that you are unable to crap and eventually explode from backed up body waste I wish I had amazing physics skills
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Post by starscream on Feb 27, 2007 18:03:57 GMT -5
You have the skills, but unfortunately the world no longer needs any more physics experts, so you're useless.
I wish I wasn't lazy.
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melchior1
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Official PROTESF Necromancer
"This is my blessing, my curse."
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Post by melchior1 on Feb 27, 2007 18:47:19 GMT -5
granted, you are now so motivated that no one can stand to be around you because you try to control everything
I wish my TA wasn't a total ditz so I could go back to just staring at her body till the bell rings
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Post by Justice on Feb 27, 2007 19:01:11 GMT -5
Granted, but you end up gettiing blinded by her beauty
I wish I could choose a course to take next year.
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melchior1
Aspirant
Official PROTESF Necromancer
"This is my blessing, my curse."
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Post by melchior1 on Feb 27, 2007 22:42:08 GMT -5
the course you chose is music 602 The history of polka
I wish win the lottery
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Post by starscream on Feb 28, 2007 1:26:43 GMT -5
You win the lottery, but someone's stolen your ticket! I wish it was summertime.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 28, 2007 2:09:26 GMT -5
It's summertime, but the jump ahead in time pisses lots of people off who had a birthday between now and summer, so they kill you.
I wish something exciting would happen here.
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Post by Justice on Feb 28, 2007 4:54:04 GMT -5
You blow up.
I wish my hair would dry quicker
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 28, 2007 10:11:09 GMT -5
I'd dries and becomes brittle, and breaks off. I wish my hair was longer than it is now, but not longer than my .
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