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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 6, 2007 8:55:51 GMT -5
I wished ;D A Rocket, In my Pocket? Plz?
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Post by Slipper Eater on Mar 7, 2007 3:05:44 GMT -5
The rocket in your pocket blows your penis off, and into a french cafe where they serve it to you for breakfast.
I wish I had fresh orange juice.
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 7, 2007 3:56:55 GMT -5
You get the best possible OJ in that same cafe, but the tall glass of it is filled with bloody Duck penis chunks. Bottoms up!
I wish all this damn noise coming from the CPU fan would stop.
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Post by Justice on Mar 7, 2007 6:25:11 GMT -5
Your fan stops, thus overheating your computer and causing a meltdown of your harddrive
I wish I still had all my music that was in my old computers harddrive.
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Post by Slipper Eater on Mar 7, 2007 7:18:43 GMT -5
You have all your music back, and on an mp3 player permanently attached to your ears. However, twenty minutes later you have an epiphany and realise that the only thing you want to listen to is britney spears. I wish mr aldwinckle didn't make me laugh..
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Post by starscream on Mar 7, 2007 7:45:59 GMT -5
He doesn't, and neither does anything else. You'll never laugh again. I wish I wasn't a coward.
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Post by Justice on Mar 7, 2007 8:58:25 GMT -5
You arn't, so you fight a bear and die. Happy?
I wish I could fight a bear and live, with all my limbs still attached.
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Post by starscream on Mar 7, 2007 9:30:25 GMT -5
You live, but in the confusion the bear has stolen your wallet, used the money to fly out of the country, and now you'll never find him again to get it back.
I wish it was tomorrow.
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Post by Justice on Mar 7, 2007 9:38:18 GMT -5
It is tommorow, but then you relize that tommorow would be tommorow, so you go ahead the next day, but tommorow is the next day, so you go ahead another day. And so on, thus, tommorow really never comes.
I wish I had a camera
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Mar 7, 2007 11:49:21 GMT -5
You have a camera, but the flash blinds you.
I know what I wish atm, but I'll say something different...
I wish sluts didn't exist.
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Post by Justice on Mar 7, 2007 12:37:40 GMT -5
They're gone, but I vanish with them (zomg ) I wish love was eternal
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Post by Slipper Eater on Mar 7, 2007 15:46:21 GMT -5
Love becomes eternal; and soon, you're walking around with chicken lips tattooed across your stomach, while that rabid dog certainly 'loves' you eternally. I wish I wasn't ill.
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 7, 2007 15:59:45 GMT -5
You're not ill; how can you be, really, when you're a Zombie now? I wish I was young once again.
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melchior1
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Official PROTESF Necromancer
"This is my blessing, my curse."
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Post by melchior1 on Mar 7, 2007 16:41:54 GMT -5
you discover the secret of eternal youth, too bad a giant asteroid is about to wipe out the earth
I wish I wasn't such a slow writer
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Post by thevikinggoddess on Mar 7, 2007 21:07:18 GMT -5
You now have no hands. Your writing speed is now irrelevant.
I wish someone hadn't stolen my red cowboy hat.
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melchior1
Aspirant
Official PROTESF Necromancer
"This is my blessing, my curse."
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Post by melchior1 on Mar 7, 2007 23:22:22 GMT -5
they didn't steal it....they just covered it in boogers
I wish I had a guitar
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Post by thevikinggoddess on Mar 7, 2007 23:53:31 GMT -5
You have a guitar. It is two square centimeters. Have fun.
I wish I could make up my mind about a particular issue once and for all.
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Post by starscream on Mar 8, 2007 2:51:18 GMT -5
You make your mind up, but... oops! Turns out it was the wrong decision! I wish it was 12 hours from now.
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Mar 8, 2007 10:38:43 GMT -5
You make your mind up, but... oops! Turns out it was the wrong decision! I wish it was 12 hours from now. The rate of time for you changes, so twelve hours pass in just 12 seconds, every 12 seconds time speeds up for you by an hour, unfortunately this results in accelerating the aging process, prematurely aging you before your time. I wish there were more egg mcmuffins to eat.
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iusia
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From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Mar 8, 2007 16:50:57 GMT -5
There are more egg muffins to eat, in fact there are so many that they merge together and form a new life-form which takes its revenge on everyone. Except midgets in bikinis for some reason. I wish I knew where I was.
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Post by thevikinggoddess on Mar 8, 2007 21:37:29 GMT -5
You know exactly where you are: Hell.
I wish my cold was cured.
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Post by starscream on Mar 8, 2007 21:55:02 GMT -5
Your cold is cured, only to be replaced by the flu.
I wish I wasn't on my last beer, and that it tasted better.
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Mar 8, 2007 23:27:29 GMT -5
Your cold is cured, only to be replaced by the flu. I wish I wasn't on my last beer, and that it tasted better. Your given enough beers, to last a lifetime, unfortunately after drinking 20 delicious beer bottles, your also magically teleported into a cars driver seat, and there is a raging elephant behind you, you have no choice but to drive drunk for dear life, and a cop cars right in front of you, you now have a new home, and buddies to look forward to. I wish I could play my computer games soon.
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Post by Slipper Eater on Mar 9, 2007 9:02:52 GMT -5
You can now play computer games, because you're in one! The catch? Welcome to Hello Kitty Island, can I help you? I wish there was more PvP on my server.
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Post by thevikinggoddess on Mar 9, 2007 9:20:56 GMT -5
You now cannot walk two feet without getting ganked. Welcome to your dream server.
I wish that my favorite professor's mom would get better and be able to leave intensive care.
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