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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 1, 2007 19:44:20 GMT -5
Your wound stops bleedin' and becomes gangrenous instead; pretty soon, you have to amputate the entire limb.
I wish I was sleeping in a comfortable bed, instead of staying up this late *yawn*
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Post by starscream on Mar 1, 2007 19:55:30 GMT -5
You're sleeping in a comfortable bed, but someone superglues you to it while you're sleeping, and now you can't get up! I wish I wasn't slightly tired.
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Post by thevikinggoddess on Mar 1, 2007 21:05:29 GMT -5
You aren't slightly tired. Or tired at all, for that matter. You have the raw, driving energy of one of Rayman's Ravin' Rabbids hopped up on a combination of crack cocaine and pixystix. Unable to sleep or relax, you hit the clubs, dancing maniacally in an attempt to wear yourself down. When an attractive girl propositions you, you go home with her without a thought.
You wake the next day in a bathtub full of ice, missing both your kidneys and one of your testicles. On the plus side, you've finally slept.
I wish fries didn't go soggy when they got cold. I wish fries didn't go cold so quickly.
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Post by King Leonidas on Mar 1, 2007 22:03:15 GMT -5
You forget this is teh internetzors1!11. For all I know you could be some 50 year old male pedophile. I wish fries didn't go soggy when they got cold. I wish fries didn't go cold so quickly. You volunteer for an experiment in the Netherlands, a scientist claims to have discovered a method of creating perfect French fries that never go cold. In the experiment you are instructed to cook the fries and then wait for several hours before eating them, and you do. Good news: The fries don't get colder. Bad News: They only get hotter, and you melt from the inside before you could finish digesting them. -DL
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Post by thevikinggoddess on Mar 1, 2007 22:15:01 GMT -5
You forget this is teh internetzors1!11. For all I know you could be some 50 year old male pedophile. Considering that Prettyburn was my roommate last year, that there are pictures of us together in the gallery, and that DH has met me, I think that's rather unlikely. So Also, you should really consider posting a wish of your own in this thread. I'm not gonna: it's still your turn. ;D
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Post by King Leonidas on Mar 1, 2007 22:20:45 GMT -5
Whoops! Uh... I wish to inherit an empire. -DL
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iusia
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From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Mar 2, 2007 4:50:52 GMT -5
You inherit the empire of the collapsing Manchu Dynasty right before the cultural revolution instigated by the CCP and the KMT in China. Chiang's guards invade the Forbidden City and accidently shoot you. Teh sucks eh? I wish I had a party to go to tonight...
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Post by Justice on Mar 2, 2007 6:00:22 GMT -5
You go, but you find that there is a donkey show at said party and your mortal enemy signed you up for first goes.
I wish...My alarm would keep me up instead of letting me fall back to sleep
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 2, 2007 7:34:11 GMT -5
Your alarm keeps you up all the time. In fact, it's rigged with 1200 different HC/electrocore/metal tunes that keep you up and up and up... pretty soon you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown and when it finally hits you, you take your trusty AR-15, go to your school and massacre your entire class. Consequences? You get the lethal injection, baby.
I wish day had 36 hours and I could actually finish that damn MW mod.
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Post by King Leonidas on Mar 2, 2007 10:26:01 GMT -5
Daytime now consists of 36 hours and you're able to finish that Morrowind Mod you've been giving blood and sweat to for ages. You upload it to some cheap site though and it is intercepted by a hacker who quickly modifies it to have a virus and then completes the uploading stream. Soon there is chaos and outrage in your [REL] thread at the ESF and all the blame is put on you, and you get to be IP banned. I wish for world peace. -DL
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 3, 2007 15:30:31 GMT -5
Worldwide peace is achieved, naturally, since World War 3 has left 95% of the world populus dead and the feeble rest of humanity is struggling to survive - or, at least, die in least possible pain. I wish I had less beer
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iusia
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From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Mar 3, 2007 18:54:26 GMT -5
Your wish is granted and you have less beer, although ths isn't because of you wanting to have less... it's because midgets in bikini's have replaced all your precious beers with pee! Oh noes!
I wish I had a box full of AIDS.
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Post by Avis on Mar 3, 2007 19:04:16 GMT -5
You now have a box full of AIDS, not just any type of AIDS, but an evolved form that can now travel through the air and infect people just by contact. Whoopsy! You dropped the box and it burst open, releasing the virus. Seems you just started a HUGE epidemic that will wipe out millions I wish I had food.
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iusia
Apprentice
From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Mar 4, 2007 3:04:25 GMT -5
You have food, although due to the AIDS epidemic it's infected.
I wish I could play basketball professionally.
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 4, 2007 9:32:51 GMT -5
You play in the NBA as a young, perspective substitute for L. James, fresh from the draft. Sadly, since you don't get too much opportunities to play, during your 07/08 season debut you're too excited and accidentally slip on a sweat spill, causing you to break your leg within first 30 seconds. Your score sheet for the game is empty and your season is over before it began.
I wish I was making sweet wub to Kerstin Haigh right now [she's a singer, long story, no photos].
p.s.: midgets in bikinis. I LOLd.
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Post by King Leonidas on Mar 4, 2007 10:45:29 GMT -5
You met Kerstin Haigh, and convinced her to join you in bed. She starts off with a nice stripping show for you, but worst comes to worst when those panties drop, she's a tran! Have fun! I wish I knew how to fly without killing myself. -DL
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melchior1
Aspirant
Official PROTESF Necromancer
"This is my blessing, my curse."
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Post by melchior1 on Mar 4, 2007 16:05:56 GMT -5
You learn how to fly........you get sucked into a jet engine.....you don't kill yourself, the jet kills you
I wish everyone would just get along
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 5, 2007 4:41:12 GMT -5
Everyone gets along and right onto the same highway, where they all get brutally run over by Paris Hilton's pink, dildo-shaped Ferrari! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I wish... for a new, slightly better PC. [yes. I am greedy, I know].
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Post by Justice on Mar 5, 2007 4:52:50 GMT -5
You get a slightly better PC, but that slightly better portion gives it the power to think. Ultimitally, that one computer recruits thousands of others and takes control of the world. Thanks, Mil <_<
I wish....I had the power to heal myself
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Post by thevikinggoddess on Mar 5, 2007 22:01:12 GMT -5
You now possess the Wolverine-like capability to heal yourself. Unfortunately, for every degree that your physical health improves, your mental health declines. You spend you life yo-yoing between sanitariums and intensive care units and have a perpetual cold and a nervous tic.
I wish I could control my physical appearance completely and instantanously.
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Post by starscream on Mar 6, 2007 8:22:35 GMT -5
Granted, you now have full control of your appearance. Unforunately, you lose control of your bladder. Oh, how humiliating that will be! I wish I could start, stop, and reverse time at will.
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 6, 2007 8:28:48 GMT -5
CURSES EEK, THAT WAS MY KILL! gahh. You fool around with time, traveling into various historical periods to research them. Unfortunately, during one of your trips you manage to appear right in the middle of Battle of Falkirk and you get filled with English arrows like a porcupine, OUCH! I wish I had more energy and speed so I could post faster.
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Post by thevikinggoddess on Mar 6, 2007 8:37:35 GMT -5
Time: You can do time stuff. Unfortunately, you are only able to do so in brackets of 5 seconds.
Ducks: You are now a large bumblebee.
I wish I had a good internship for the summer.
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Post by duckofdoom on Mar 6, 2007 8:50:36 GMT -5
Ducks: You are now a large bumblebee. but, that PWNS? That's not corruption at all... just like Eek's glue in the bed, OMG 24-hour sleep... and Kerstin, having a pencil doesn't disturb me much, she's still as beautiful as ever... you people just can't corrupt my wishes! VG: You get that great intenrship you've really really REALLY hoped for. Unfortunately, you are there with 4 very annoying, completely unattractive male internees who bug & bother you with immature sexual advances all summer long >< sorry! I wish I had a rocket in my pocket.
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Post by thevikinggoddess on Mar 6, 2007 8:51:57 GMT -5
:psst: Wish, Ducks.
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