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Post by starscream on Mar 28, 2007 16:30:14 GMT -5
Matrix theory is easier. 'course, now they start giving you harder work, seeing as how you're so good at it.
I wish I was rich (probably done before, but... meh)
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melchior1
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Official PROTESF Necromancer
"This is my blessing, my curse."
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Post by melchior1 on Mar 28, 2007 17:22:15 GMT -5
you now have one billion dollars in your pocket.....and now you just got mugged....
I wish I could be professionally confused since I'm so damn good at it
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Post by Thor on Mar 29, 2007 2:27:29 GMT -5
You become professionally confused but then your job is outsourced to India and you get no severance pay. I wish it was warm outside.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Mar 29, 2007 3:45:30 GMT -5
It gets warm... too warm, your skin melts off from the heat...
I wish it were 78 degrees farenheit outside...
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Mar 29, 2007 11:15:09 GMT -5
It is. But Slipper freezes because it's is minus 200 in England.
I wish I wasn't so violent.
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mastab
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Orgasmic Flooding
Free hugs!
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Post by mastab on Mar 31, 2007 22:03:59 GMT -5
You are, but Nixon throws you in jail for being a damn hippie.
I wish I had 1,000,000,000,000,000 karma.
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iusia
Apprentice
From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Apr 1, 2007 6:17:46 GMT -5
You have 1x10^15 karma.. unfortunately this also means you become ruling body of the internets... under your rule the internets prospers for several minutes.
Unfortuantely /b/tards invade your account and destroy everything. Ouch.
I wish that society was a global meritocracy.
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
Posts: 3,613
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Post by Zann on Apr 2, 2007 5:12:36 GMT -5
I wish I knew what you just said.
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Post by starscream on Apr 2, 2007 7:08:32 GMT -5
You do. Unfortunately you can no longer understand anything else that people say.
I wish I had a normal sleep pattern.
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iusia
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From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Apr 2, 2007 9:16:36 GMT -5
I wish I knew what you just said. Biggest. Cop-out. Ever. You do have a normal sleep pattern, unfortunately you now have no legs. Enjoy. I wish my political views weren't so contradictory.
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Apr 3, 2007 6:31:31 GMT -5
I wish I knew what you just said. Biggest. Cop-out. Ever. You do have a normal sleep pattern, unfortunately you now have no legs. Enjoy. I wish my political views weren't so contradictory. Umm... Your political view points are now no longer contradictions, but now... Uh you have no arms, and now everyone you meet is intolerant of your new political views. I wish my newly found addiction I mean World of Warcraft, wasn't taking so long to fix itself right now.
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Post by starscream on Apr 3, 2007 8:17:26 GMT -5
WoW is fixed, and to celebrate, you go on the longest WoW binge known to man. This proves fatal when you forget to eat or sleep.
I wish everyone was happy.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Apr 3, 2007 12:16:45 GMT -5
Everyone is happy, because everyone is dead!
I wish, I was... Mexican?
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iusia
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From: My place of reverence... I call it home.
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Post by iusia on Apr 3, 2007 19:29:48 GMT -5
Bam! You're now a mexican. Unfortunately you're the steriotypical 'sleepy mexican', and you sleep right through a nuclear holocaust. Ouch dude.
I wish I was an all-powerful deity.
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Apr 6, 2007 4:51:44 GMT -5
You are, but another all powerful diety murders you. Ouch man, that's gotta hurt?
I wish I couldn't always taste weetabix
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Apr 6, 2007 17:54:15 GMT -5
You cant taste anything! I wish Jebus was real, not Jesus, Jebus.
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Zadak
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As Zadak once said...
I'm sooooooooooo bored
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Post by Zadak on Apr 13, 2007 16:02:47 GMT -5
Jebus is real but happens to be nothing you wanted
I wish my eyesight was perfect
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Apr 14, 2007 8:50:02 GMT -5
It is. But the rest of your body is completely paralyzed. I wish the lyrics to this song were better.
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Post by Avis on Apr 14, 2007 9:28:07 GMT -5
The lyrics are better, but now you have no ears.
I wish I didn't have to do laundry today...
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Post by starscream on Apr 14, 2007 9:33:47 GMT -5
You don't, because someone stole everyone's clothes. And you get arrested for going out to buy some more while in your naked state.
I wish things would arrive quicker by mail.
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Apr 14, 2007 11:08:25 GMT -5
They do. Including a time-bomb. Bye-bye, eek.
I wish my KitKat mug was full.
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Post by starscream on Apr 14, 2007 12:17:51 GMT -5
It's full... of ACID! And you drink it. So now your insides are melting.
I wish that time-bomb hadn't arrived.
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Zann
Gallant
Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Apr 14, 2007 14:18:04 GMT -5
It didn't. A highly explosive material that explodes upon contact with air did instead, and you opened it.
I wish my mug hadn't had acid in.
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Zadak
Aspirant
As Zadak once said...
I'm sooooooooooo bored
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Post by Zadak on Apr 14, 2007 17:07:57 GMT -5
it doesn't, but is full of the worst tea you have ever tasted
I wish I was a bit taller
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Post by Avis on Apr 14, 2007 19:26:33 GMT -5
You're taller, but now you're deaf, blind, and mute.
I wish I was warmer.
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