Zann
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Post by Zann on Apr 15, 2007 10:01:24 GMT -5
You're warmer, but also deaf blind and mute. I wish I wasn't obsessed with the word moot, me and everyone I like and care for were fine, our senses were all completely fine and we weren't dead.
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Post by Avis on Apr 15, 2007 10:20:07 GMT -5
All that came true. But, now you are limbless.
I wish the weather was better...
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Apr 15, 2007 14:20:19 GMT -5
The weather's better. But you're dead.
I wish sex only made people pregnant if the woman wanted to be and STI's didn't exist.
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Post by Avis on Apr 15, 2007 14:24:10 GMT -5
..STI's? Didja mean STD's? I'm guessing you did...So, all of that is true! But, now you are genital-less and there is no way for you to get one.
I wish Red Lobster had better food.
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Apr 16, 2007 10:38:03 GMT -5
There's two words for it (at least there is here, STI's being Sexually Transmitted Infections, STD's being diseases)
It does. BUT nowhere else in the world does, and it's all poisonous.
I wish my writing was legible.
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Post by Avis on Apr 16, 2007 14:18:02 GMT -5
Oh...We only use STD here. Anywho, your writing is legible! But now you can only write exclamation points.
I wish...uhm...that I had a snowcone.
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Apr 16, 2007 14:51:40 GMT -5
You do. Inside your guts.
I wish I wasn't so proud of being British. ><
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Post by Avis on Apr 16, 2007 15:29:49 GMT -5
You're no longer proud of being British, because you aren't British. You are actually Sudanese. Uh oh! Seems a government and a terroristic militia is out to kill you, and nobody is going to help .
I wish it wasn't rainy outside.
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Post by starscream on Apr 16, 2007 16:48:16 GMT -5
It's not. It's now so sunny that your insides boil.
I still wish I had more money.
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iusia
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Post by iusia on Apr 16, 2007 17:39:13 GMT -5
You have alot of money, so much that your estate is worth half the GDP of America! Of course you'll have a hard time spending it now that you're in prison, your assets have been frozen, and you're recieving daily courtesy of a lovely gent named Rover. I wish my photobucket account would work properly.
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Apr 18, 2007 14:54:58 GMT -5
It does. But your computer decides to explode.
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Post by starscream on Apr 18, 2007 17:03:08 GMT -5
I wish Zann would make wishes DAMNIT!
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Post by Slipper Eater on Apr 18, 2007 18:05:11 GMT -5
Zann now makes wishes - however, these wishes are completely uncorruptable and they cause the world to EXPLODE.
I wish my Belfie was here. GIMMEGIMMEGIMME.
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Post by starscream on Apr 18, 2007 19:57:19 GMT -5
He is there. But you've been teleported far, far away. To a land that knows not of PROTESF.
I wish the youtube video of I Want More by Suburban Legends didn't have their crap old vocalist.
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iusia
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Post by iusia on Apr 19, 2007 2:07:40 GMT -5
They don't have their crap vocalist, but for some reason all the other members have been replaced by monkeys... sales soar. I wish for .
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Apr 20, 2007 10:37:15 GMT -5
You get . From a SPIKE. I wish I wouldn't forget to wish.
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Post by starscream on Apr 20, 2007 15:18:20 GMT -5
You remember to wish, but forget to corrupt the last one. Your reign of disruption continues! I wish Halos 2 and 3 were already out on PC, with none of this "Vista" .
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iusia
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Post by iusia on Apr 21, 2007 10:07:01 GMT -5
You remember to wish, but forget to corrupt the last one. Your reign of disruption continues! I wish Halos 2 and 3 were already out on PC, with none of this "Vista" . A sentiment I also feel... I really cannot be bothered purchasing yet another console.. 7 is really enough. Given that 6 are now obsolete. SO. They are avaliable to play on PC without Vista OR DX10.. but Bungie and Microsoft have now implemented a pay-to-play system whereby you bend over, and receive rape. Each month. Even though you may have purchased the game already, for some reason it's important to continue to charge 20$ a month to subsidize their "updates". I wish for the same thing, but instead of Halo 2 and 3.. I wish for Crysis.
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Post by blackfire on May 16, 2007 10:38:59 GMT -5
I wish you could make a wish and would actually come true ;D
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Post by Slipper Eater on May 16, 2007 21:01:38 GMT -5
You can make wishes come true, but in the end, GIANT GREEN MIDGETS WIELDING SPATULAS eat your brains.
I wish I wasn't afraid to ask someone out. xD
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Post by starscream on May 16, 2007 21:17:38 GMT -5
You're not... but they're araid to answer. I wish I had everything I wanted. edit: giant green midgets
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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 16, 2007 23:29:51 GMT -5
giant midgets You have everything you wanted, but along with that, you get all the STDs you never wanted.. I wish I could find my vcr remote
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Post by Slipper Eater on May 16, 2007 23:32:29 GMT -5
You find your remote, well, your mum does... but there's this sticky stuff on it. And when you turn on the TV? YOUR MOM HAS BEEN DOING PORN.
I wish I could stop imagining kyle and stan from south park having sex >_<
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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 16, 2007 23:34:21 GMT -5
You stop imagining it, but now you imagine cartman and his mom (and omg I'm watching south park right now!)
I wish I was in a porno...
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Post by Slipper Eater on May 16, 2007 23:36:45 GMT -5
You are now in a porno... the problem? One pony and his 16 inch penis. Oh, and there's no lube. =(
I wish I could give my best friend oral >,<
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