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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 16, 2007 23:37:55 GMT -5
You can, but (s)he gives you herpes
I wish I was an xman
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Post by Slipper Eater on May 16, 2007 23:39:58 GMT -5
You're now an xman. But as a result, you get the shits chronically for the rest of your life and need to wear a diaper. On the plus side, the nurse who cleans you up has jiggly boobs that knock you out. I wish I didn't have to sleep soon
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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 16, 2007 23:40:58 GMT -5
You don't have to sleep soon, hell you never have to sleep again... but the negative effects still happen...
I wish I lived in europe, but not eastern europe...
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Post by Slipper Eater on May 16, 2007 23:42:49 GMT -5
You live in France. And YOU MAY NEVER LEAVE.
I wish my dog didn't just have sex with a pair of socks. =|
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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 16, 2007 23:44:01 GMT -5
Your dog didn't have sex with socks, it had sex with your underwear... the one you have on...
I wish I was totally more awesome than I already am
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Post by blackfire on May 17, 2007 9:10:14 GMT -5
your totally more awsome but your hair all fell out....
I wish my stoopid cat would leave me alone ... grrrr....
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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 17, 2007 9:12:18 GMT -5
that would make me cry... Okay, your cat leaves you alone, but some random flea-ridden dog won't leave you alone now... I wish, my cat would stop meowing for a little while...
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Post by blackfire on May 17, 2007 9:21:20 GMT -5
your cat swallows a device that makes it unable to make a noise but a giant fly is making an annoying buzzing sound instead.... I wish I could eat a big chocolate cake and it wouldn't make u fat
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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 17, 2007 9:23:22 GMT -5
You can eat a big chocolate cake, but it makes your mouth with a gross aftertaste...
I wish I knew how to surf...
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Post by blackfire on May 17, 2007 9:25:24 GMT -5
you learn how to surf really good but a huge shark came along and bit off your leg ...
I wish I could just click my fingers and appear where ever I wanted to be...
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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 17, 2007 9:27:33 GMT -5
You can do that now, BUT you forget where you wanted to go, so you wind up on some random planet where the inhabitants cook you for dinner...
I wish I had concert money
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Post by starscream on May 17, 2007 9:58:56 GMT -5
You have concert money, but it's too late. They're all sold out!
I wish people here were nicer.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 17, 2007 10:01:15 GMT -5
Hmm... I'm not sure if you mean here by where you are or on protesf... so both! People on PROTESF are nicer, somehow, and skull- ing replaces ... People in Scotland are nicer, now you have a girlfriend, WITH 3 EYEBALLS! I wish for one night to do anything I wanted with this
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Post by starscream on May 17, 2007 10:03:59 GMT -5
You can do anything you want... with the picture only. I wish I had a girlfriend with no diseases or deformities or mutant bits or anything weird like that. I wish I could stop imagining kyle and stan from south park having sex >_< DAMNIT!! Now I can't stop seeing it either.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 17, 2007 10:04:59 GMT -5
You have one of those, but you don't get along so you fight constantly and she murders you in your sleep
I wish I had better handwriting
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Post by blackfire on May 18, 2007 8:49:55 GMT -5
You have better hand writing but a dog knaws them off in your sleep so you can't write ever again...
I wish it was sunny...
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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 18, 2007 16:16:06 GMT -5
it's sunny, but it gets so hot that the earth melts...
I wish it was warm outside... not too hot not too cold
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Post by blackfire on May 19, 2007 13:51:05 GMT -5
Its perfect temperature outside but a heard of crazy cows come and destroy everything...
I wish there was a milkshake fountain in my house that never ran out...
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Post by Avis on May 19, 2007 13:55:51 GMT -5
There is a milkshake fountain, but there's a 50$ charge to drink from it. I wish I didn't have really y luck.
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Post by blackfire on May 19, 2007 14:10:10 GMT -5
You now have the best luck in the world but a meteor hits earth and explodes...
I wish there was something good to eat in this house...
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Post by starscream on May 19, 2007 18:15:47 GMT -5
There's something good, but the dog gets it first!
I wish it wasn't so windy here.
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Post by mastab on May 19, 2007 21:05:14 GMT -5
There's something good, but the dog gets it first! I wish it wasn't so windy here. It isn't windy, but the solar wind stops as well and the earth's core dies. I wish I posted more often here. Also, NO ONE EVER TALK ABOUT HERPES EVER EVER. I JUST GOT THIS GOOGLE AD.
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Post by Avis on May 19, 2007 21:34:00 GMT -5
Thats old news, Mastab. You post here more often, but nobody other than you understand what you actually say. I wish I wasn't tired.
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Post by mastab on May 19, 2007 23:44:45 GMT -5
You aren't tired, but you randomly explode.
I wish that there was an infinite supply of Weeds episodes that never got bad.
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Post by blackfire on May 20, 2007 15:10:43 GMT -5
They never get bad but you get randomly set on fire and melt...
I wish I had a nice pet tiger that didn't try to eat me...
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