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Post by Avis on May 20, 2007 15:26:48 GMT -5
You have a nice pet tiger, but it goes crazy and chops your head off.
I wish I had brownies right now, and they weren't poisoned, or had anything harmful in them.
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Post by blackfire on May 20, 2007 16:02:05 GMT -5
You now have brownies but a huge bear comes and eats them before you...
I wish I had the most comfy bed in the world to go sleep in...
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Post by starscream on May 20, 2007 16:47:03 GMT -5
You have a bed so comfy you never want to leave. You die of starvation.
I wish that wishes were easier to think of.
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mastab
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Post by mastab on May 20, 2007 21:14:08 GMT -5
*Eek explodes for messing with the system* I wish that elephants were purple rather than grey.
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Post by blackfire on May 21, 2007 9:21:43 GMT -5
Elephants are now purple but are now easily spotted so everything tries to kill them...
I wish I could read people's minds...
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iusia
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Post by iusia on May 26, 2007 2:04:28 GMT -5
You can now read people's minds! But you find out everyone actually hates you. I wish Boston Legal would run forever!
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Post by mastab on May 26, 2007 3:48:18 GMT -5
It does, but William Shatner quits it. I wish that they hadn't ended star trek: tng, that they never stopped making good star trek: TNG episodes, that Picard had stayed on, and that the cast never aged.
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blackfire
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Post by blackfire on May 26, 2007 8:28:21 GMT -5
They never stop making it and they dont age but all TVs/PCs/anything with a screen that you go near strangely explode so u can never watch it....
I wish I had a giant huge TV in my room and it didn't break or explode....
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Post by Avis on May 26, 2007 8:52:57 GMT -5
You have a giant TV in your room, but then you die. You just drop dead for no reason whatsoever.
I wish I had something to do...
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Post by Justice on May 26, 2007 9:21:40 GMT -5
You die. I wish my boyfriend wasn't leaving
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Post by Avis on May 26, 2007 9:32:57 GMT -5
Your boyfriend doesn't leave, he just commits suicide.
I wish I wasn't tireded
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on May 26, 2007 21:44:21 GMT -5
You arent tired, but now your always manic, and not in a good way. People fear you becuase your so psychotic. Now your in the psychiatric ward, doped up on retardation pills.
I wish I was... Asexual.
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blackfire
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Post by blackfire on May 27, 2007 14:20:35 GMT -5
Your now asexual but you become paralised neck down so you pay someone to shoot you out your misery...
I wish I had something fun to do right now so I amen't bored...
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iusia
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Post by iusia on May 27, 2007 23:40:50 GMT -5
You now find boredom really FUN! ... wait, I'm failing to see the negative... umm, you also now have AIDS!
*saved*
I wish I had 2 extra hands.
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blackfire
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Post by blackfire on May 28, 2007 10:59:08 GMT -5
You now have 2 extra hands but get a rare horrible disease that causes all your hands to fall off...
I wish I could have a flying pony ;D ...
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Zann
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Post by Zann on May 29, 2007 5:00:22 GMT -5
You do, but it eats you.
I wish I knew when to joke and when to be serious.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 29, 2007 15:11:30 GMT -5
You do, but you were taught by Carrot Top, so nobody likes your jokes...
I wish my face wasn't numb
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Post by Avis on May 29, 2007 15:19:29 GMT -5
Your face isn't numb, but your penis is. Forever.
I wish I had a nice fancy, shiny, trumpet.
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Post by starscream on May 29, 2007 18:19:48 GMT -5
You have it, but it turns out you are totally at playing it, no matter how hard you try. I wish people slept when I wanted them to.
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iusia
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Post by iusia on May 30, 2007 17:53:29 GMT -5
People now sleep on your command. But oh noes! You're too powerful and you put yourself to sleep as well! I wish I had an infinite packet of twinkies. (methinks i sense a pattern)
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Post by starscream on May 30, 2007 20:47:36 GMT -5
You have them... but you become addicted. You don't know when to stop! You eat so much that you die.
I wish people spoke to me more.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on May 31, 2007 7:41:09 GMT -5
People start talking to you more, so much so that you have an brain aneurysm and drop dead.
I wish the house inspector for the bank didn't show up 4 hours before expected.
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Post by crippknottick on May 31, 2007 7:59:20 GMT -5
House inspecter mysteriously explodes and you are the prime suspect
I wish I had hash browns
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Jun 2, 2007 11:26:39 GMT -5
You do. "midly" overcooked however, in fact so much they set on fire. Oh noez. I wish my room hadn't been moved around.
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Post by Avis on Jun 2, 2007 11:43:29 GMT -5
Your room wasn't moved around, but everything in it got shrunk to the size of a penny. I wish my abs would develop faster
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