Zann
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Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Jun 2, 2007 12:09:37 GMT -5
They do. But your penis falls off, along with your testicles.
I wish Let The Bodies Hit The Floor - Drowning Pool wasn't so addictive
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blackfire
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Post by blackfire on Jun 4, 2007 9:06:11 GMT -5
Its not but you hear a new song that is and can't stop listening to it over and over again...
I wish I could have a yummy huge pizza thats not poisoned or anything...
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Jun 4, 2007 13:22:14 GMT -5
^ Ironically that's actually happened I have a new addiction You do. Sadly, before you get a chance to eat it, and MOSNTER SEAGULL eats you. I wish I could wish that I could wish better wishes.
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blackfire
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Post by blackfire on Jun 5, 2007 9:02:00 GMT -5
*confuzzled*
you now can but confuzzled me so much I must kill you...
I wish I wasn't so rushed about all the time.....
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Post by Raist on Jun 6, 2007 3:58:53 GMT -5
You won't be rushed anymore but sex with me is how it happens. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.
I wish I wasn't so scary.
OH I READ THE FIRST POST NOW I KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 6, 2007 20:26:13 GMT -5
You aren't, but only becuase someone drew the letters C-U-N-T in bold pink marker on your forehead.
I wish... I... I wish I... Knew what to wish for.
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blackfire
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Post by blackfire on Jun 8, 2007 10:16:58 GMT -5
you do but it doesn't come true anyway... I wish there was a huge lion that ate my sister.....and then eek hehe
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 11, 2007 18:43:02 GMT -5
A lion eats your sister, but I un-wish your wish on eek!
I wish eek wasn't eaten by a lion!
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Post by starscream on Jun 11, 2007 22:15:23 GMT -5
I'm not! And to celebrate my close call, I get blind drunk and fall in the sea, and eaten by a shark.
I wish I didn't live so far from my friends.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 13, 2007 11:46:11 GMT -5
You don't! Because you have no friends now. Life is harsh. I wish I was gay.
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Post by Avis on Jun 13, 2007 14:07:22 GMT -5
You're gay, have sex, and get AIDS. You die a month later.
I wish I hadn't punched that wall...
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Post by starscream on Jun 13, 2007 17:06:47 GMT -5
You didn't. Instead, you kicked it so hard you broke your toes.
I wish everything was cheaper.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 13, 2007 17:39:16 GMT -5
Everything is cheaper, but you lose your income, and now you cant afford anything anyways.
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iusia
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Post by iusia on Jun 14, 2007 18:29:34 GMT -5
I wish I had a wish to corrupt.
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Post by starscream on Jun 14, 2007 19:19:07 GMT -5
You get it, but you can't figure out how to corrupt it, and someone beats you to it! I wish what I wanted wasn't out of stock.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 14, 2007 21:27:28 GMT -5
It isnt, but when it arrives you find out its a bomb.
I wish the person below me had a with to corrupt.
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blackfire
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Post by blackfire on Jun 15, 2007 7:59:12 GMT -5
I do but you dont get to corrupt it I wish these stupid songs would just download in seconds so I don't have to waste time!
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Post by Avis on Jun 15, 2007 9:39:02 GMT -5
They do, but they also download a vius that causes the motherboard to overheat and melt and then the tower catches on fire and soon your entire house/apartment/whatever is on fire and you only make it out with the clothes on your back.
I wish I had something yummy for breakfast.
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blackfire
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Post by blackfire on Jun 18, 2007 5:09:31 GMT -5
You do but a huge dog comes along randomly and poops in it....
I wish I could go back to bed...
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Jun 20, 2007 14:04:36 GMT -5
You can, but the bed swallows you and you suffocate.
I wish I was a testicle.
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Post by Slipper Eater on Jun 20, 2007 15:09:49 GMT -5
You're a testicle, but know your neighbours are a total dick and an hole. Enjoy I wish I could give my friends what they deserve.
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Post by Avis on Jun 20, 2007 16:33:33 GMT -5
You can, but then you randomly morph into a grasshopper.
I wish I wasn't exhausted
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Jun 21, 2007 10:23:53 GMT -5
You aren't. You're dead.
I wish I was a lamb.
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Post by Avis on Jun 21, 2007 11:00:52 GMT -5
You're a lamb. A vey tastey lamb in a very tastey gyro.
I wish there was food in this house
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blackfire
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Post by blackfire on Jun 21, 2007 11:19:24 GMT -5
There is food in your house but its all out of date or poisoned...
I wish there was more hours in a day...
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