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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 18, 2006 23:00:30 GMT -5
Why are most schizo's fixated on a god figure? Seems kinda weird to me.
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Post by Muad'dib on Jun 19, 2006 8:45:05 GMT -5
Why are most schizo's fixated on a god figure? Seems kinda weird to me. Perhaps the same reason you with a devil figure... Just messing, relax. Anyway, yeah, this is some mad stuff there. And i'd be inclined to look into all the things it says, if ytmnd allowed one to freakin pause the thing in the middle of it. Edit: I looked into some of the stuff, like Operation Snow White, and Freak out or something like that. Looks legit to me. Man, this is pretty f'd in the head.
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Post by ExtraCheeZ on Jun 19, 2006 11:57:48 GMT -5
Tom cruise beleives it so its got to be true!!
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jun 19, 2006 12:03:06 GMT -5
Tom cruise beleives it so its got to be true!! Even Tom Cruise nearly left when he heard about Xenu...and he's crazy!
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 19, 2006 12:17:55 GMT -5
Why are most schizo's fixated on a god figure? Seems kinda weird to me. Perhaps the same reason you with a devil figure... You dont see me saying the Devil talks to me do you? Its just my forum name. Just like Mailus/Amaretta/Koontz are what people call me in WoW. Just like Sgt.BloodSplat in CSS, DoDS, and America's Army.
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Post by Muad'dib on Jun 21, 2006 7:44:35 GMT -5
A Reader's Digest article of May 1980 quoted Hubbard as saying in the 1940s
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Post by ExtraCheeZ on Jun 21, 2006 8:24:12 GMT -5
The christian(or cathloic, cant remember) church is one of the biggest buisnesses in the world with billions of dollers. Isnt it funny that we havent cured world hunger...
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Post by Muad'dib on Jun 21, 2006 10:28:45 GMT -5
The christian(or cathloic, cant remember) church is one of the biggest buisnesses in the world with billions of dollers. Isnt it funny that we havent cured world hunger... Well, considering the luxury the pope lives in, i'd bet Catholicism. Actually, i'd say both, really.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 21, 2006 11:23:13 GMT -5
The christian(or cathloic, cant remember) church is one of the biggest buisnesses in the world with billions of dollers. Isnt it funny that we havent cured world hunger... Not really, people are greedy. I admit, Im greedy too, if I had a billion dollars, I wouldnt give any of it away, sure maybe a few thousand here and there, but nothing substantial(sp?). Capitalism FTW! Beside, the only way for me to make a billion dollars is big business, and even getting there takes alot of work if you dont have friends. So, I would have worked too hard for it, to give it away.
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Post by morty14 on Jun 22, 2006 11:59:15 GMT -5
Beside, the only way for me to make a billion dollars is big business, and even getting there takes alot of work if you dont have friends. So, I would have worked too hard for it, to give it away. ...I do hope you are kidding. Plenty of ways to make billion dollars besides big business. Heck, start your own religion
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 22, 2006 12:10:04 GMT -5
...I do hope you are kidding. Plenty of ways to make billion dollars besides big business. Heck, start your own religion Pope of <Insert Religion Name Here> isnt the job for me. Besides, I cant even write a sci-fi novel, how do you expect me to make up a religion?
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Post by Muad'dib on Jun 23, 2006 11:33:43 GMT -5
Pope of <Insert Religion Name Here> isnt the job for me. Besides, I cant even write a sci-fi novel, how do you expect me to make up a religion? Oh, come on. Its easy. I'll make one now. I believe in Gosh, not God. And if you don't believe in Gosh, you'll be darned to heck.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 23, 2006 14:04:59 GMT -5
Okay, Ill give it a try. I received a tablet on a mountain from the Holy Spirit, on it were 10 commandments. They are as follows 1) Thou shall pay me, thedevil696, %40 of your income. 2) Thou shall not steal, but if you do, you shall pay me %10 of what you made off the items. 3) Thou shall only sleep with thy neighbors wife in the name of me, your all mighty god. 4) Thou shall kill the infidel in my name, but murder is wrong. 5) You get the point. 6) Thou god is thee TheDevil696 7) Thou shall have no other idols. 8) Thou shall let me take thy wife in the rear once a week. 9) Thou shall pay me another %60 of their income. 10) Thou shall do whatver I ask of thou. Okay, now that Ive got the ground rules down, I shall start recruiting followers. I shall start writing a book of my religion now. It shall be called, The Holiest of All Bibles.
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Post by Muad'dib on Jun 23, 2006 20:25:09 GMT -5
Okay, Ill give it a try. I received a tablet on a mountain from the Holy Spirit, on it were 10 commandments. They are as follows 1) Thou shall pay me, thedevil696, %40 of your income. 2) Thou shall not steal, but if you do, you shall pay me %10 of what you made off the items. 3) Thou shall only sleep with thy neighbors wife in the name of me, your all mighty god. 4) Thou shall kill the infidel in my name, but murder is wrong. 5) You get the point. 6) Thou god is thee TheDevil696 7) Thou shall have no other idols. 8) Thou shall let me take thy wife in the rear once a week. 9) Thou shall pay me another %60 of their income. 10) Thou shall do whatver I ask of thou. Okay, now that Ive got the ground rules down, I shall start recruiting followers. I shall start writing a book of my religion now. It shall be called, The Holiest of All Bibles. Great start, but you haven't but the fear of the devil in them... Or God, I should say... 696 should be your number, and whats the damnation for the non believers? No religion is complete without promises of damnation of some kind, and alternatively a place for the saved. Also, you need to have "witnesses" to "miracles" such as staying awake longer than the next guy to clear Oblivion in one sitting... So what if it isn't true? Its marketable, and thats what religion is.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 23, 2006 21:34:29 GMT -5
That is the punishment for non-beleivers.
And there is no afterlife, you become immortal once you reach Bishop rank. For the non-beleivers, they get taken hostage, and tortured into beleiving. If they do not submit to the pain, they are executed. There is no Hell for them, they just cease to exist.
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Post by morty14 on Jun 23, 2006 22:13:19 GMT -5
I'd go with eternal punishment if I were you. All the major religions are doing it. Don't fix what ain't broke
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Post by Muad'dib on Jun 24, 2006 9:11:27 GMT -5
Yeah, you need that fear factor... Like, just to be different, being frozen for a millenium, and then having people ice skate on you, as a for instance.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 24, 2006 11:47:44 GMT -5
In my opinion, not existing is worse than eternity in Hell. Ill have to make death seem really painful, and make pain seem not as bad as it is for the rest of the world though. Hmmm.... Maybe I well just make the punishment eternity in Hell.
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Post by Muad'dib on Jun 24, 2006 14:04:29 GMT -5
No offence, but thats been done to death
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 24, 2006 14:14:33 GMT -5
That just makes it all the easier to beleive!
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Post by Muad'dib on Jun 25, 2006 8:38:45 GMT -5
Well, ok, if thats your justification...
*Ahem*
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Post by TheStranger on Jun 25, 2006 14:10:28 GMT -5
You all know that if you really want to scare someone, you'd scare them with the idea of having an eternity of either being on/having to watch reality tv depending on which one was the worse in your mind.
Heck, you could market it like that, and that alone would get you some converts.
Damn, I really need to find a new laughing smiley like Newbie's one.
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Post by Muad'dib on Jun 25, 2006 17:06:15 GMT -5
You all know that if you really want to scare someone, you'd scare them with the idea of having an eternity of either being on/having to watch reality tv depending on which one was the worse in your mind. Heck, you could market it like that, and that alone would get you some converts. Damn, I really need to find a new laughing smiley like Newbie's one. I'd say watching. I mean, at least if I was on it, and able to do what the hell I wanted it wouldn't be bad... Oh, wait, reality tv is scripted, so its a battle of two evils...
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jun 26, 2006 8:15:33 GMT -5
Yarr. Reality TV scares me.
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Post by pilaf on Jun 26, 2006 10:25:25 GMT -5
The sequel ^ This is how Scientology deals with its critics. If this doesn't convince everyone that they're loony, well, nothing will.
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