Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 25, 2009 0:07:44 GMT -5
Rick Astley will arrive at your house within the next 2-3 business days to revoke your internet privileges.
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Post by King Leonidas on Jan 25, 2009 0:58:17 GMT -5
With Chris Hansen and the cast of dateline.
-KL
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Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 25, 2009 1:20:49 GMT -5
And pedobear, pedobear will be viewing the proceedings through binoculars.
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Post by Raist on Jan 25, 2009 3:09:29 GMT -5
them! I talked to her on the phone tonight, she had 2 other young friends, now I have 3 young people who like me. Score. I'm a sex god, bend over and spread your legs everyone.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 25, 2009 3:44:49 GMT -5
I have some bad news for you, if a a group of teen girls say they like you after a phone conversation, you're either Billy Dee Williams, the Jonas Brothers (which you definitely are not), or they have plenty of e-boyfriends. Back when I used to use the IM, I tended to get a few girlfriends a night, who I would rarely talk to the night after. Sadly I never asked for nekkid pix, which was a terrible mistake. Definitely get the pix. Unless they're jailbait, then definitely do not, or you can take a seat. Just take a seat, right over there.
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Post by Raist on Jan 25, 2009 4:06:24 GMT -5
I was kidding. And I've been talking to the girl for the past 10 months dood. They liked me as in oh hi just met you and you're cool, like and the one that has my number loves me as in the oh my I want to you but you're too old, love.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 25, 2009 4:16:25 GMT -5
Oh, well then that makes sense. Because Billy Dee Williams is the only man capable of making women horny with just his voice. Don't you let Samuel L. Jackson tell you he can do it. That's a damn lie.
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Post by Raist on Jan 25, 2009 4:42:16 GMT -5
Yeah. I think I like the 22 yr old more. But I don't know if she's a she or what's goin on!!! I"m goin with instincts tho. The good part is you can't really lose on the internet.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 25, 2009 4:47:14 GMT -5
Both wins and losses are a bit lessened on the internet. I'm not sure how often femtenders keep their charade going for an extended period, but as we know, some do keep it going for some time and there are no real women on the internet. So all that doesn't work in your favor.
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Post by Raist on Jan 25, 2009 19:35:33 GMT -5
She has too many womanly qualities to be a man. Yeah yeah I know the whole Jaleel and Bo thing but I never seen any womanly qualities coming from them. If she is a guy oh well.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 25, 2009 23:12:30 GMT -5
Well what do you define as a womanly quality? If she looks too womanly, she may be trying hard to appear that way.
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Post by Raist on Jan 25, 2009 23:27:23 GMT -5
She could be a man but I give benefit of the doubt because if it pays off $$$$ for me, and if it doesn't I'll be e-shamed. Which isn't as bad as shamed irl.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 25, 2009 23:34:25 GMT -5
I see your point, but make sure you get a legit picture before you pursue anything in the IRL. Legit pictures can be hard to get too, only surefire method is to have her take a picture of herself with a mudkip on her head.
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Post by Raist on Jan 26, 2009 4:41:19 GMT -5
Hahahaha took my ex almost 1 year till she gave a picture
She was female.
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Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 27, 2009 0:56:44 GMT -5
Do you want to just live your life based on luck? That's how people get sodomized. You need to get the proof.
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Post by Raist on Jan 27, 2009 5:02:39 GMT -5
It's the internet, so yes I live my life based on luck and shame.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 2, 2009 20:22:15 GMT -5
*blink*
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Post by King Leonidas on Feb 2, 2009 21:17:31 GMT -5
*wink*
-KL
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 2, 2009 22:21:14 GMT -5
I got an aviator cap at an art gallery down towards the beach. It looks good on me and I have pictures, but they're on my proper camera, so I'll post them when they get developed.
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Post by Raist on Feb 3, 2009 7:44:44 GMT -5
Cool.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 3, 2009 7:57:24 GMT -5
We'll see how cool it is when the pictures are developed. I don't know, no one does, but we all will.
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Post by Raist on Feb 3, 2009 12:50:11 GMT -5
Soon.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 4, 2009 0:13:27 GMT -5
Not soon enough. I'm also thinking about growing out my hair, maybe doing a sort of SS thing with it. That might be cool.
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Post by Raist on Feb 4, 2009 1:55:09 GMT -5
Hahha nooo.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 4, 2009 5:53:50 GMT -5
Nah, it will be, I have thick, luxurious hair, the more the better. Plus, I never wash it, so there may be magical creatures contained within, and giving them more room to stretch can only be beneficial.
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