Zann
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Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Jan 21, 2009 17:06:31 GMT -5
I did. I told him he's being stupid and not to do it again. He decided he wouldn't again because failed attempts are too painful. Better than nout...
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Post by Raist on Jan 21, 2009 17:11:20 GMT -5
Yep.
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Post by King Leonidas on Jan 21, 2009 20:13:54 GMT -5
Good for you.
-KL
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Post by Raist on Jan 21, 2009 21:42:27 GMT -5
King Longtongueitits.
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Post by King Leonidas on Jan 21, 2009 23:40:39 GMT -5
-KL
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Kained But Able
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Post by Kained But Able on Jan 22, 2009 12:32:18 GMT -5
Boo!
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Zann
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Not all jokes are funny...
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Post by Zann on Jan 22, 2009 16:45:07 GMT -5
Here's an odd question, can somebody please tell me how to spell sphyncter? xD (it's really hard to type something like that)
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Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 22, 2009 17:55:16 GMT -5
Sphincter.
Never thought that would come up in conversation....
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Post by Raist on Jan 22, 2009 20:00:39 GMT -5
But it figures you would have the best knowledge on the subject Twitch.
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Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 22, 2009 20:15:20 GMT -5
My uncle worked on sphincters for 25 years before he threw out his back.
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Post by Raist on Jan 22, 2009 22:42:37 GMT -5
Sphincterectomy.
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Jan 23, 2009 12:06:53 GMT -5
Aha thank you very much! Now I can fully insult people online!
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Post by Raist on Jan 23, 2009 17:24:39 GMT -5
Crazy.
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Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 23, 2009 22:29:27 GMT -5
I prefer calling people montes pubis. So owned.
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Post by Raist on Jan 24, 2009 0:53:18 GMT -5
I need to stop getting into elationships.
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Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 24, 2009 0:58:08 GMT -5
Elationships sound quite pleasant in theory.
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Post by King Leonidas on Jan 24, 2009 1:13:34 GMT -5
Tsk,tsk,tsk...
-KL
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Post by Raist on Jan 24, 2009 2:36:02 GMT -5
Not really Twitch.
I have e-girls by the ..2s.
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Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 24, 2009 2:50:12 GMT -5
The method for dealing with this is simple. Install a dice roller add-on to your IM client. Roll 1d20 to determine relationship. If you roll 1-10, IM =) to girl one and X( to girl two. This will communicate to girl two that you no longer wish to continue your relationship and she will sign off. If you roll 10-19, so the opposite. If you roll a natural 20, they will both be forced to give you buttsex. There is no saving throw for this.
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Post by Raist on Jan 24, 2009 3:10:58 GMT -5
It's on a game, one girl is 15, which means she's not legal for me, but she still loves me. It's not as easy as you make it Twitch, she has my phone number!
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Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 24, 2009 3:19:33 GMT -5
You could steal her loot. That'd make her never speak to you again. The question of whether you should continue your e-lationship with her seems simple, unless you don't want to have sex with her for at least the next year or two or don't mind going to jail, I'd break it off. Though I'm not sure how many of these relationships develop into anything physical anyhow, it does happen, but I'm not sure it's commonplace.
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Post by Raist on Jan 24, 2009 3:49:39 GMT -5
It's not a relationship really, she just loves me. The other is 22, but she don't show pics or talk or anything, she's not a guy I've deciphered that much already but she's shadowed.
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Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jan 24, 2009 4:06:31 GMT -5
Well, the internet code is tits or gtfo, so I'd say it's time to abandon both fronts.
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Post by King Leonidas on Jan 24, 2009 4:29:41 GMT -5
-KL
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Post by Raist on Jan 24, 2009 22:16:21 GMT -5
the internet code!
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