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Post by mastab on Mar 29, 2006 1:19:35 GMT -5
Found any? I found M'aiq the Liar outside a town - I think he travels around and is never anywhere permanently. When I talked to him about rumors he gave me a lecture on why crossbows are bad.
Also, when I almost died and had not saved in a while I turned on God Mode. After the mob of enemies had been attacking me for a while and I had not been hurt, one said "Bleed, damnit! Why won't you die?" Maybe that's not an Easter Egg...
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Post by hecktik on Mar 29, 2006 1:51:09 GMT -5
lollololrofllmao!!!! the devs put a "why crossbows are 'bad'" dialogue in the game just to silence the people complaining about the lack of crossbows.
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Post by Muad'dib on Mar 29, 2006 2:49:08 GMT -5
I ran into M'aiq the Liar, too. He was saying something about levitation, and how if you go up, you can only come back down.
Seeing a pattern here?
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Post by lordblade on Mar 29, 2006 3:11:05 GMT -5
Also, when I almost died and had not saved in a while I turned on God Mode. After the mob of enemies had been attacking me for a while and I had not been hurt, one said "Bleed, damnit! Why won't you die?" Maybe that's not an Easter Egg... Nah, that comment's just one of their battle cries. My favorite is: "This is the part where you fall down and BLEED TO DEATH!"  |
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Post by Muad'dib on Mar 29, 2006 7:20:07 GMT -5
Also, when I almost died and had not saved in a while I turned on God Mode. After the mob of enemies had been attacking me for a while and I had not been hurt, one said "Bleed, damnit! Why won't you die?" Maybe that's not an Easter Egg... Nah, that comment's just one of their battle cries. My favorite is: "This is the part where you fall down and BLEED TO DEATH!" I like it when they say that, too. I just pretend they are talking to themself. |
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Post by mastab on Mar 30, 2006 17:34:27 GMT -5
I hope the have the notorious M.U.D.C.R.A.B. merchant somewhere... or that creeper guy.
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Post by Muad'dib on Mar 31, 2006 3:06:40 GMT -5
I encountered M'aiq again. This time he was talking about running, and walking and clapping. I wasn't paying much attention. After he had said his piece, he turned and bolted it. Woah is he fast.
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Post by Bloodcast_Wench on Apr 2, 2006 3:12:04 GMT -5
I encountered M'aig the Liar to but he didn't have anything to say :sob:
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Apr 2, 2006 4:39:44 GMT -5
"It's good that people wear clothes. M'Aiq wears clothes. Who wants to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."
"M'aiq wishes he had a stick made of fishies to give you, sadly he does not."
And one not from M'aiq:
"I was a dog once, but I got better, not a better dog, I'm a terrible dog now."
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Post by darkhelmet on Apr 2, 2006 18:09:05 GMT -5
Someone posted on TESF that they heard someone saying "A plague has been killing many in Vvardenfell. Even Saint Jiub, who drove out the Cliff Racers."  |
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Post by Muad'dib on Apr 3, 2006 2:48:04 GMT -5
M'aiq also talks about buildings and people wanting to destroy them.
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Post by eek on Apr 3, 2006 11:19:14 GMT -5
I've heard M'aiq's fishystick reference, and one about "children ruining all our fun", or something similar. |
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Post by mastab on Apr 3, 2006 18:05:46 GMT -5
I found out M'aiq's patterns. He starts at the far West town(forget the name) and when you talk to him he runs to the next town. He talked to me about why compuses are good, ! Oh, and has anyone found the unicron yet? I think it's NE of Ill Omen Inn. Best horse in the game even better than Shadowmere. It's in a grove East of a cave.... surrounded by minotaurs. Don't agro them near the unicorn or the unicorn will attack you. And it seems to always wonder off. |
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Post by lordblade on Apr 3, 2006 18:06:48 GMT -5
Oh, and has anyone found the unicron yet? Check the screenshots thread.  |
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Post by eek on Apr 3, 2006 19:08:17 GMT -5
I found out M'aiq's patterns. He starts at the far West town(forget the name) and when you talk to him he runs to the next town. He talked to me about why compuses are good, ! Oh, and has anyone found the unicron yet? I think it's NE of Ill Omen Inn. Best horse in the game even better than Shadowmere. It's in a grove East of a cave.... surrounded by minotaurs. Don't agro them near the unicorn or the unicorn will attack you. And it seems to always wonder off. Not an easter egg as such. Unless you count... ***minor side-quest spoiler*** ...Daedric Shrine quests as easter eggs.***no more spoilers*** |
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Apr 3, 2006 19:14:33 GMT -5
I found out M'aiq's patterns. He starts at the far West town(forget the name) and when you talk to him he runs to the next town. He talked to me about why compuses are good, ! Oh, and has anyone found the unicron yet? I think it's NE of Ill Omen Inn. Best horse in the game even better than Shadowmere. It's in a grove East of a cave.... surrounded by minotaurs. Don't agro them near the unicorn or the unicorn will attack you. And it seems to always wonder off. Well shadowmere wasn't very good, so I hope it's a lot better. Might have to get my druid one. Though she might just be able to buy herself a horse now that I got that randomized loot mod. Being level 5 and having some enemies wielding daedric is both rewarding and terrifying. |
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Post by mastab on Apr 3, 2006 22:53:43 GMT -5
I found out M'aiq's patterns. He starts at the far West town(forget the name) and when you talk to him he runs to the next town. He talked to me about why compuses are good, ! Oh, and has anyone found the unicron yet? I think it's NE of Ill Omen Inn. Best horse in the game even better than Shadowmere. It's in a grove East of a cave.... surrounded by minotaurs. Don't agro them near the unicorn or the unicorn will attack you. And it seems to always wonder off. Not an easter egg as such. Unless you count... ***minor side-quest spoiler*** ...Daedric Shrine quests as easter eggs.***no more spoilers*** That's for a quest? didn't know that. |
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Post by mastab on Apr 3, 2006 22:54:38 GMT -5
I found out M'aiq's patterns. He starts at the far West town(forget the name) and when you talk to him he runs to the next town. He talked to me about why compuses are good, ! Oh, and has anyone found the unicron yet? I think it's NE of Ill Omen Inn. Best horse in the game even better than Shadowmere. It's in a grove East of a cave.... surrounded by minotaurs. Don't agro them near the unicorn or the unicorn will attack you. And it seems to always wonder off. Well shadowmere wasn't very good, so I hope it's a lot better. Might have to get my druid one. Though she might just be able to buy herself a horse now that I got that randomized loot mod. Being level 5 and having some enemies wielding daedric is both rewarding and terrifying. Ya, but shadow is faster than a black horse, I think. Speed is what I care about. |
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Post by Muad'dib on Apr 4, 2006 2:41:32 GMT -5
I've heard M'aiq's fishystick reference, and one about "children ruining all our fun", or something similar. I think he said "M'aiq believes children are our future, but he doesn't want them ruining our fun." Or something similar enough to that. |
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Post by mastab on Apr 4, 2006 19:19:37 GMT -5
I got that too with my DB guy.
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Post by eek on Apr 4, 2006 19:25:44 GMT -5
I've heard M'aiq's fishystick reference, and one about "children ruining all our fun", or something similar. I think he said "M'aiq believes children are our future, but he doesn't want them ruining our fun." Or something similar enough to that. That's the one! |
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Post by eek on Apr 13, 2006 10:02:42 GMT -5
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Post by mastab on Apr 14, 2006 1:37:32 GMT -5
I've found a bunch! 1. Queen reference on Boethia quest 2. Strange lady who said she is the author of "Women Gone Wild"(couldn't find it in TESCS  ) Well, maybe not a bunch... (Oh, and while talking about M'aiq I've been thinking of making a mod so that you can always find him - You meet his unrelated enemy M'aiq the Friar in a temple who explaines that he is not a liar and has taken an oath to not lie and tells you where to find m'aiq. There will be a permanent quest marker showing m'aiq's location. I need to finish my other mods first, though....) |
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Post by mastab on Apr 24, 2006 17:25:00 GMT -5
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Post by Bloodcast_Wench on Apr 27, 2006 3:54:41 GMT -5
hehe, fun times
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