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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 27, 2007 11:39:13 GMT -5
Well, at least I wouldnt have to use it, I already have a bike. You have something exciting to do, but it gives you AIDS and you die a month later. I wish I was immune to everything, including double-sided wishes.
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Post by blackfire on Jul 29, 2007 13:46:00 GMT -5
you are immune to everything but it only lasts a few days and then you are killed by a fork...
I wish I could drive and had my own car...
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Post by Zann on Aug 11, 2007 17:49:28 GMT -5
You can be eek eeks at it. It's doomed.
I wish, that I was a fish.
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Post by blackfire on Aug 13, 2007 10:00:14 GMT -5
you are a fish but a shark eats you... I wish I could live in Benidorm I love it there!!
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Aug 13, 2007 19:59:19 GMT -5
You live there, but it gets nuked.
I wish life were like the Resident Evil series (except all my friends and I survive)
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Aug 13, 2007 23:37:07 GMT -5
I said immune to everything! Including a short-term immunity! Life is, but you make friend with a corpse that doesnt talk back. I wish SE would post like she did tonight more often!
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Post by blackfire on Aug 16, 2007 9:04:25 GMT -5
She does but gets bored and leaves forever..
I wish I found a huge hole that spat lots of money out just for me...
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Aug 16, 2007 9:06:27 GMT -5
You do, but the money is covered in snot and cum
I wish it wasn't hot or cold here, just 70 degrees.
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Post by blackfire on Aug 16, 2007 9:26:06 GMT -5
It is... but the sun breaks apart and dies so does everything else....
I wish I had a chocolate fountain....
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Aug 16, 2007 9:30:47 GMT -5
You have one, but one day it mysteriously gushes strawberry... I wish I wasn't thirsty
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Post by blackfire on Aug 16, 2007 9:56:39 GMT -5
ooooh strawberry would be yummy You aren't thirsty but are hungry instead... I wish the damn cat would shut up!!
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Post by Zann on Aug 17, 2007 6:41:38 GMT -5
It does but tears your leg off instead.
I wish I was warm, but not hot or boiling hot or anything that could hurt or cause discomfort.
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Post by blackfire on Aug 18, 2007 7:48:32 GMT -5
you are just warm without any discomfort but someone comes along and pours boiling hot water over you and your skin melts off..
I wish I had something yummy to eat right now...
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Post by Alpha-B.tch on Aug 24, 2007 13:03:52 GMT -5
You're led to a table full with all the things you deem yummy, and once you eat something, you can't stop and you get so fat you explode.
I wish my laptop had more memory and a better graphic performance.
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Post by blackfire on Aug 25, 2007 10:27:53 GMT -5
Your laptop has more memory and better graphics etc. but it get a horrible virus that makes it over heat so much that it melts...
I wish my tan would never fade...
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Post by Avis on Aug 25, 2007 13:27:12 GMT -5
Your tan never fades, but then you get brain cancer, bone cancer, and lung cancer.
I wish I had some Jones Cream Soda
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Post by Alpha-B.tch on Aug 25, 2007 15:37:39 GMT -5
Someone named Jones is wanking himself infront of the window, and just when you finished your coffee, his sperm falls down into your cup, and you THINK your wish has been granted...
I wish I had a sword.
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Post by Avis on Aug 25, 2007 15:45:36 GMT -5
I'm glad I don't drink coffee. You have a sword, but somehow it catches on fire and burns up everything you own. I wish I had more Hawaiin sweet rolls
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Post by Alpha-B.tch on Aug 25, 2007 15:54:15 GMT -5
YOu have more Hawaiian sweetrolls, but you eat so much and can't stop that you get so fat, you can't move, and you got a severe case of diarrhea from eating all those things.
I wish that fat people didn't exist. (No offense intended, but some of them are so disgusting)
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Post by blackfire on Aug 26, 2007 13:21:41 GMT -5
Everyone becomes skinny and healthy again.... but you become extremely fat and everyone kills you coz they think you are diseased...
I wish I could stumble across alot of money...
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Post by Zann on Aug 27, 2007 15:14:08 GMT -5
You do, and you fall beneath it and suffocate.
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Post by Raist on Aug 30, 2007 4:26:29 GMT -5
You need to wish silly boy.
I wish that, that girl would go out with me.
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Post by blackfire on Aug 31, 2007 5:30:35 GMT -5
She does but leaves you after 1 day...
I wish there was better modules to choose for my uni course...
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Post by Alpha-B.tch on Aug 31, 2007 11:13:20 GMT -5
There are better modules, but they reach into the hundreds, and because of the immense choices, your brain explodes.
EDIT: I wish everyone on the earth could spell/speak every language adequately.
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Post by Raist on Aug 31, 2007 21:18:27 GMT -5
Everyone knows speaks every language, but they've mixed up the words so know one knows what anyone is talking about anymore..so back to normal!
I wish...Love.
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