Officer game

[gumby]

Copied and pasted from a random forum...
I found this game entertaining, so lets see what we've got.

"The rules of this game are simple. Imagine that you are traveling with a backpack. In that backpack are three objects. A policeman decides to stop you and search your backpack. Not wanting to be on the wrong end of a knightstick, you let him search the backpack. He then asks you what you are doing with these items, and you must explain what's going on.

Example: items: a copy of Ninja High School pocket manga #5, an Azumanga Daioh DVD, and a sketch pad.

Explaination: I'm on my way to a convention where Ben Dunn will be, along with a voice actor from Azumanga Daioh. I'm hoping to get the items autographed and a sketch from Ben. "




Kay.

First three items.

Gay porno, a carrot, and a hamster with an explosive taped to its leg - The hampster is now nibbling the officer's hand.

[Avis]

Porn: I'm gay.
Carrot: I might get hungry
Hamster: It must be an assassin out to get me! Kill it!

[Justice]

I can do that one better.

I was practising gay sex with my hamster here, and the carrot was coming into play later...Though, I think he would find killing himself, and you with him, more amusing.

[iGuess]

Icy-hot cream, extra-large condoms, and a muzzle.

[gumby]

The muzzle and condoms were for my dog, who regularly has loud sex with my parents. It keeps me awake, and so I've been losing sleep and want to make up for it.
The icy hot is none of your business.

A half-eaten train ticket,
Charred remains of a human body,
And a club.

[Avis]

I got attacked by a dog after I got off the train, I was coming home from my barbarian reenactment at the museum. I .. uh.. found those remains on the side of the road and I was taking them to the police station, I'm so glad you're here!