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Post by mastab on Sept 17, 2006 18:10:51 GMT -5
I don't think Samus likes guys. Have you seen her armor?!?!? I think MC would have to get out the good 'ol chlorofoam to get into her orange steel pants. Yea but he doesn't know that, while he is googling over Samus' boobs he would be promptly shot by samus' guns. Unless samus was equally hypnotized by his girating hips. MC has his boob needs fulfilled by his holographic floozy, Cortana. The needs may be fulfilled, but with boobs, a surplus is never something you turn down. So you'd go out with a girl who had three bazangas?
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 17, 2006 18:13:19 GMT -5
The needs may be fulfilled, but with boobs, a surplus is never something you turn down. So you'd go out with a girl who had three bazangas? Go out? No. One night stand while drunk? Maybe.
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Post by eek on Sept 17, 2006 18:16:39 GMT -5
Samus. She takes her top off and they're both reduced to mindless drooling, at which point she blows their heads off. AND I'D LIKE TO SEE MC OR SS MORPH INTO A BALL!! MC has his boob needs fulfilled by his holographic floozy, Cortana. Real boobs > holo-boobs
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Post by mastab on Sept 17, 2006 20:29:23 GMT -5
Real boobs can have flaws. Holo boobs don't know the word flaw! That's why tomb raider is hotter than all living girls.
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 17, 2006 20:31:24 GMT -5
Real boobs can have flaws. Holo boobs don't know the word flaw! That's why tomb raider is hotter than all living girls. In my experience, human skin is far warmer than computer screens...
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Post by mastab on Sept 17, 2006 20:32:08 GMT -5
Clog the vents. Problem solved. Overheating ftw!
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 17, 2006 20:35:36 GMT -5
That'll make the computer hot, but not the screen...
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Post by mastab on Sept 17, 2006 20:37:50 GMT -5
Pish! You could hug the CPU. And drill a hole in the side for.... too explicit, i guess.
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Post by eek on Sept 18, 2006 15:57:23 GMT -5
Real boobs can have flaws. Holo boobs don't know the word flaw! That's why tomb raider is hotter than all living girls. Holo-boobs are a strictly look-but-don't-touch thing. Granted, most women maintain that policy with real boobs, but you can at least take 'em by surprise and get one shot. Not that I know anything about that.
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 18, 2006 16:00:02 GMT -5
You can pay them for that policy to be relaxed... Some want cash, others want jewelry...
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Sept 18, 2006 16:36:52 GMT -5
Holo-boobs are a strictly look-but-don't-touch thing. Granted, most women maintain that policy with real boobs, but you can at least take 'em by surprise and get one shot. Not that I know anything about that. Well... that is quite true there, at least. It is a fairly 'look but don't touch' policy, but sometimes men do get carried away and go in for a sneaky suprise... *gives eek the suspicious eye*
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Post by eek on Sept 18, 2006 16:41:25 GMT -5
I swear I tripped over!! Honest!! Wait... who's eye is that, anyway?
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 18, 2006 16:44:56 GMT -5
EG, Eek is a freak. All he wants to do is... yeah. You should hang out with me .
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Post by eek on Sept 18, 2006 16:50:35 GMT -5
Pfft! Sure, that's what you want her to think. I've seen it before... you lead 'em on with promises of romance and excitement, and they end up lying in the middle of the Amazon one week later with amnesia and a strange craving for bubblegum.
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 18, 2006 16:52:26 GMT -5
The Amazon, why ship them down there when there's a back alley... I mean, what do you mean Eek? I've never done anything like that!
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Post by eek on Sept 18, 2006 16:54:06 GMT -5
What, it's you that's dumping 'em in the alley? Then who the heck is putting them-... aww bugger!
*runs off*
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Sept 18, 2006 16:54:11 GMT -5
Hmm, tripped, eh? Ahh, that's what they all say... Sounds very tempting there, Ratwar, but if what eek says is true... *runs off as well*
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 18, 2006 16:58:09 GMT -5
Hmm, tripped, eh? Ahh, that's what they all say... Sounds very tempting there, Ratwar, but if what eek says is true... *runs off as well* Don't trust Eek! Those scottsmen say they only lack underwear in kilts, but in reality they NEVER wear it...
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Sept 18, 2006 17:00:46 GMT -5
Don't trust Eek! Those scottsmen say they only lack underwear in kilts, but in reality they NEVER wear it... I always wondered what lurked underneath a scotsman's kilt... seems like one of life's little mysteries has been solved at last... Aye, the scots be the sneakiest lads up north!
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Post by eek on Sept 18, 2006 17:02:46 GMT -5
Hmm, tripped, eh? Ahh, that's what they all say... Sounds very tempting there, Ratwar, but if what eek says is true... *runs off as well* Don't trust Eek! Those scottsmen say they only lack underwear in kilts, but in reality they NEVER wear it... Don't trust Ratwar! He can't spell Scotsmen!!
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 18, 2006 17:06:06 GMT -5
I have a car that I can drive, eek doesn't... Remember that .
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Post by eek on Sept 18, 2006 17:08:20 GMT -5
I can too!! Kinda...
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 18, 2006 17:10:28 GMT -5
You are weak!
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Post by eek on Sept 18, 2006 17:11:23 GMT -5
You're fat!
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 18, 2006 17:12:50 GMT -5
I am? No I'm not!
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