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Post by mastab on Sept 12, 2006 16:33:57 GMT -5
Master chief. He has big guns and owns all.
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Post by eek on Sept 12, 2006 16:54:11 GMT -5
Samus. She takes her top off and they're both reduced to mindless drooling, at which point she blows their heads off. AND I'D LIKE TO SEE MC OR SS MORPH INTO A BALL!!
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Post by Avis on Sept 12, 2006 17:09:43 GMT -5
Exactly what eek said.
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Post by everybodysgrudge on Sept 12, 2006 17:27:15 GMT -5
SS, for he haz ADMIN POWERZ11!! Instantly, on this site, he has power over all and Samus/Master Cheif would be bannedzors!
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Post by zarrexaij on Sept 12, 2006 18:30:00 GMT -5
That's easy. It's the supersecret "Zarrexaij" option.
But seriously, Samus kicks both their butts.
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Post by Justice on Sept 12, 2006 18:36:14 GMT -5
Pfft, Shane owns everything else, cept the pigeon...Who you forgot to add?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
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Post by Slipper Eater on Sept 12, 2006 18:55:43 GMT -5
Since I polished his 'rocket launcher', I'd have the say MC.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Sept 12, 2006 21:52:26 GMT -5
Me, obviously
I'd switch their armor with snakeskin jackets and boots.
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 14, 2006 19:36:19 GMT -5
Since Samus is created in a world that doesn't obey the laws of physics, if she losses, it is because MC 'rocket launcher' proved to be to much.
Oh, and SS, you're weak.
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Post by iGuess on Sept 14, 2006 20:13:21 GMT -5
It depends. Am I controlling Master Chief? If so, he would obviously win.
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Post by lulu on Sept 15, 2006 2:27:04 GMT -5
The slayer of samurais will win.
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Post by Stormy on Sept 15, 2006 8:10:48 GMT -5
Samus wipes the floor with all of them. And "the Master Chief" is perhaps the gayest name for a character yet.
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Post by lulu on Sept 15, 2006 14:14:46 GMT -5
Master Chief is the highest enlisted rank in the US navy. Since Halo is based on Marine/Navy combat it is presumed MC is just a high ranked enlistee'.
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Post by eek on Sept 15, 2006 15:12:53 GMT -5
Still a really silly name.
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Post by milanius on Sept 15, 2006 15:35:04 GMT -5
You all forgot Edison Trent TEH BRETON1AN PWNS ALL YOSE NOOB BUTTS !
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Post by ShadowLynx on Sept 15, 2006 17:42:55 GMT -5
I voted inconclusive.
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 16, 2006 21:02:11 GMT -5
Samus wipes the floor with all of them. And "the Master Chief" is perhaps the gayest name for a character yet. Stormy, you've obviously been deprived of gay character names. I mean, it ain't one of the best by any means, but there are far worse...
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Post by mastab on Sept 16, 2006 22:57:15 GMT -5
You all forgot Edison Trent TEH BRETON1AN PWNS ALL YOSE NOOB BUTTS ! THAT GAME WAS FLAWED!
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Post by mastab on Sept 16, 2006 23:42:59 GMT -5
Samus. She takes her top off and they're both reduced to mindless drooling, at which point she blows their heads off. AND I'D LIKE TO SEE MC OR SS MORPH INTO A BALL!! MC has his boob needs fulfilled by his holographic floozy, Cortana.
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Post by nicknak on Sept 17, 2006 14:11:12 GMT -5
That doesn't matter cuz then he gets 2 boobs, I mean, 4 boobs, 2 pairs. Not the fruit though...
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Post by mastab on Sept 17, 2006 14:18:44 GMT -5
Who says he can't screw a purple hologram?
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Post by nicknak on Sept 17, 2006 14:20:15 GMT -5
Who says he can't screw a purple hologram? No one, im saying why screw a purple hologram when you can screw a purple hologram and samus.
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Post by mastab on Sept 17, 2006 16:27:28 GMT -5
I don't think Samus likes guys. Have you seen her armor?!?!? I think MC would have to get out the good 'ol chlorofoam to get into her orange steel pants.
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Post by nicknak on Sept 17, 2006 17:26:45 GMT -5
I don't think Samus likes guys. Have you seen her armor?!?!? I think MC would have to get out the good 'ol chlorofoam to get into her orange steel pants. Yea but he doesn't know that, while he is googling over Samus' boobs he would be promptly shot by samus' guns.
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Post by Ratwar on Sept 17, 2006 18:05:21 GMT -5
Samus. She takes her top off and they're both reduced to mindless drooling, at which point she blows their heads off. AND I'D LIKE TO SEE MC OR SS MORPH INTO A BALL!! MC has his boob needs fulfilled by his holographic floozy, Cortana. The needs may be fulfilled, but with boobs, a surplus is never something you turn down.
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