Post by Bloodcast_Wench on Oct 24, 2005 11:08:38 GMT -5
1.Tell Mon Mothma that he has a crush on her and vice versa
2.Tell him that you know of his plans and black mail him into serving you instead of conquering the universe
3.Tell him that 'conquering the universe' is cliché when he whines (yes, he's an old man, old men get whiny sometimes
)
4.Give the Death Star and many other uber-dangerous-weapons-with-I-Palpatine-will-rule-the-galaxy-more-then-necessary-plans to the Rebels
5.Tell him that Vader did it.
6.Steal Palpatine's Cane and one of his black robes and pretend to be him and act really weird
7.Give him eyedrops for his 'weird eyeproblem'
8.Scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE MUMMY HAS RETURNED" When he comes out of his ship or when you see him
9.Ask him if he never heard of plastic surgery
10.Go all "ooh and aah" when he goes all Force Lightning
2.Tell him that you know of his plans and black mail him into serving you instead of conquering the universe
3.Tell him that 'conquering the universe' is cliché when he whines (yes, he's an old man, old men get whiny sometimes
)4.Give the Death Star and many other uber-dangerous-weapons-with-I-Palpatine-will-rule-the-galaxy-more-then-necessary-plans to the Rebels
5.Tell him that Vader did it.
6.Steal Palpatine's Cane and one of his black robes and pretend to be him and act really weird
7.Give him eyedrops for his 'weird eyeproblem'
8.Scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE MUMMY HAS RETURNED" When he comes out of his ship or when you see him
9.Ask him if he never heard of plastic surgery
10.Go all "ooh and aah" when he goes all Force Lightning
of TEH CUTENESS!!
