melchior1
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"This is my blessing, my curse."
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Post by melchior1 on Sept 4, 2006 20:45:04 GMT -5
In 6th grade I found a bunch of dead flies in my apple crisp and I haven't eaten apple crisp since
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Post by lulu on Sept 4, 2006 20:54:10 GMT -5
One of these.
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melchior1
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"This is my blessing, my curse."
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Post by melchior1 on Sept 4, 2006 21:10:05 GMT -5
bleh, blah, *other random retching noises*
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Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Sept 4, 2006 21:28:51 GMT -5
The second one, but it was purposeful. Otherwise salmon.
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Post by thaddius on Sept 4, 2006 21:34:43 GMT -5
I think a rolled up bandaid was the worst for me.
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melchior1
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Post by melchior1 on Sept 4, 2006 21:56:24 GMT -5
that is quite disgusting
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Post by attrebus on Sept 5, 2006 0:05:39 GMT -5
I found brussel sprouts in my food once. OH THE HUMANITY!!!111
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Post by lulu on Sept 5, 2006 13:48:31 GMT -5
I like brussel sprouts with cheeze whiz.
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Post by eek on Sept 5, 2006 15:54:44 GMT -5
I found brussel sprouts in my food once. OH THE HUMANITY!!!111 Ditto that. Definitely the worst thing I've found in my food.
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Sept 5, 2006 16:06:15 GMT -5
A live spider.
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Post by Hunessai on Sept 5, 2006 17:48:13 GMT -5
Long-dead small beatles in a Macaroni and Cheese box, but they don't really count.
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Post by WitchBoy on Sept 5, 2006 17:48:46 GMT -5
I'm going with brussel sprouts.
Terrible things.
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Post by mastab on Sept 5, 2006 18:06:04 GMT -5
Creepy crawly bugs in chocolate milk mix. They are just a little darker than the chocolate sand stuff, so you have to shake it and see if they move. Try it now, I bet they're there. That ing unclean nesquick bunny.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Sept 5, 2006 19:25:22 GMT -5
I found my cat in my soup once.... then I shooed her away and found hair all over it...
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Post by ExtraCheeZ on Sept 9, 2006 22:56:43 GMT -5
I muched on a cockroach while eating a stir fry once... I was like, "wait a second, stir frys dont crunch like that...".
A teeth brushing later I was hungry again, so I guess it didnt ruin my apitite.
My mum has a mortal fear of maggots after eating some candy and finding they were infested with them when she was like 10... its pretty funny, she cant even hear the word without being sick.
Did you know the average human eats 12 live bugs while sleeping in a year... mmmm.
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Post by lulu on Sept 9, 2006 23:52:35 GMT -5
I'll never sleep again.
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Post by iGuess on Sept 10, 2006 0:59:38 GMT -5
One time I was eating pasta and watching football. Then all of the sudden I see Madden's chins jiggling.
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Post by Slipper Eater on Sept 11, 2006 12:55:39 GMT -5
Thankfully, said thing is an urban legend. ;D I once found a dead rat in a sack of potatoes. If that counts.
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Post by lulu on Sept 11, 2006 13:21:54 GMT -5
It ain't an urban legend. I've heard of it before on Discovery channel. It just sucks to be reminded.
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Post by Britney on Sept 11, 2006 16:19:22 GMT -5
prarie oysters
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Post by ExtraCheeZ on Sept 12, 2006 2:37:21 GMT -5
Thankfully, said thing is an urban legend. ;D No its printed as an actual fact.
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Post by Slipper Eater on Sept 12, 2006 4:39:07 GMT -5
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Post by milanius on Sept 13, 2006 9:55:10 GMT -5
Meh, in the army we had, on two occasions, a flamin' hot soup with macarony and those loveable small flour-eating worms ate'em all, they were properly boiled. [this is a true story, but you might chose not to believe me]
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Post by Vinya on Sept 13, 2006 15:07:46 GMT -5
that may not be true about the spiders in your sleep
but it is true that FDA regulations allow like a certain amount of rat poop and insect parts in chocolate and peanut butter. Also, grains and other agricultural products processed inevitably contain bits of insects and possibly small animals caught up in combines. AND grains will usually have insect eggs laid on them, which are indistinguishable until they hatch, which is why you are supposed to boil or cook the food before you consume it, unless it says its already been precooked.
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