Post by Bloodcast_Wench on Sept 15, 2005 11:27:26 GMT -5
1.Tell him that wearing only a loincloth and hiding his ugly mug behind a mask won't really impress the 'Nerevarine'
(I mean, c'mon, I expected this big-
evil guy with a badbombie armor and stuff!
2.Tell him that Vivec wants to go on a date with him.
3.Tell him that you found this big weird heartlike thing under that big statue and that you threw it into the lava
4.Rebuild Akulakhan into the statue of liberty
5.Paint it all pink
6.Steal Ur's mask and paint it so it looks like a clown.
7.Steal his loincloth when he sleeps and throw it into the lava
8.Tell him that 'purging the n'wah's from Morrowind' sounds lame
9.That you're gonna sue him on the ground of privacy breaking if he's gonna infiltrate your dreams
10.Ask him if he can make it rain or snow for once instead of those stupid ashstorms
11.Tell him that a scrib looks more evil then he does
12.Ask him why he had to choose a volcanoe and not a nice palace like Vivec.
13.Redecorate his room in imperial style
14.Offer him some Nord Mead
15.Invite Nords, Bosmer, Redguards, Argonians, Khajiiti and all the rest of 'outlander' races to come over for a party
16.When it's Dagoth Ur's birthday give him a pink loincloth and as he has no other but old diapers he is forced to accept it *evil laughter*
17.Drag in The-Elf-None-May-Name and ask him if he may have his Heart Ring
18.Throw The-Elf-None-May-Name into the lava when he says no
(Hold on, that would actually be good but heck, let's ignore that XD)
19.Tell him he needs more 'bling bling'
20.Make a Dagoth Mobile
JE
(I mean, c'mon, I expected this big-
evil guy with a badbombie armor and stuff!2.Tell him that Vivec wants to go on a date with him.
3.Tell him that you found this big weird heartlike thing under that big statue and that you threw it into the lava
4.Rebuild Akulakhan into the statue of liberty
5.Paint it all pink
6.Steal Ur's mask and paint it so it looks like a clown.
7.Steal his loincloth when he sleeps and throw it into the lava
8.Tell him that 'purging the n'wah's from Morrowind' sounds lame
9.That you're gonna sue him on the ground of privacy breaking if he's gonna infiltrate your dreams
10.Ask him if he can make it rain or snow for once instead of those stupid ashstorms
11.Tell him that a scrib looks more evil then he does
12.Ask him why he had to choose a volcanoe and not a nice palace like Vivec.
13.Redecorate his room in imperial style
14.Offer him some Nord Mead
15.Invite Nords, Bosmer, Redguards, Argonians, Khajiiti and all the rest of 'outlander' races to come over for a party
16.When it's Dagoth Ur's birthday give him a pink loincloth and as he has no other but old diapers he is forced to accept it *evil laughter*
17.Drag in The-Elf-None-May-Name and ask him if he may have his Heart Ring
18.Throw The-Elf-None-May-Name into the lava when he says no
(Hold on, that would actually be good but heck, let's ignore that XD)
19.Tell him he needs more 'bling bling'
20.Make a Dagoth Mobile
JE 
@^
