|
|
Post by Justice on Jul 2, 2006 8:25:23 GMT -5
Inspired by one of my favorite Spongebob episodes, what shouldn't you do at a stop light? Ill start off with some off with the basics 1. Feed a snail 2. Huff a kitty 3. Talk to you people 4. Drive really fast 5. Go for a swim  i cant wait to see what some people come up with  |
|
|
|
Post by ExtraCheeZ on Jul 2, 2006 9:39:18 GMT -5
Consume a 10 pound turkey with your anus.
... sorry, I'm an sp fan, its warped my fragile little mind.
|
|
|
|
Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 2, 2006 11:30:39 GMT -5
Attempt to make a mini circus from blown up condoms.
|
|
|
|
Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 2, 2006 14:27:48 GMT -5
SE and ExtraCheeZ ar so demented. Talk on a cell phone. I know Im not funny, but its the truth! |
|
|
|
Post by Justice on Jul 2, 2006 14:30:34 GMT -5
Attempt to train an elephant to jump though a hoop of fire while balancing 4 jars of mustard on its tail
|
|
|
|
Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 2, 2006 14:34:14 GMT -5
Take off your clothes and play with your wing dang doodle whilst hanging outta the window.
|
|
|
|
Post by Justice on Jul 2, 2006 14:43:10 GMT -5
Take off your clothes, cover yourself in peanut butter and molest the car next to you
|
|
|
|
Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 2, 2006 14:55:59 GMT -5
Get out of the car and yell that you have a bomb in your pants.
XD
|
|
|
|
Post by Justice on Jul 2, 2006 14:57:46 GMT -5
 omg i cant stop laughing |
|
|
|
Post by eek on Jul 2, 2006 20:17:16 GMT -5
Aww... so many lifelong dreams shattered.  Attempt your best party trick. Yes, I mean the one with the duck, the fork, and the lettuce. |
|
|
|
Post by Samurai Slayer on Jul 3, 2006 0:44:21 GMT -5
I would suppose that you probably shouldn't attempt to get out of the car and start stripping to some Rave Music that randomly popped up on one of your CDs, and roll all over the hood of the car behind you while letting your girlfriend take pictures...  |
|
|
|
Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Jul 3, 2006 3:59:12 GMT -5
Inspired by one of my favorite Spongebob episodes, what shouldn't you do at a stop light? Asking me, this??? With a unlimited, amount of answers, and time for me to waste?! YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!! And I'll bloody well make, it a long detailed post! 1. Get in you're 'natural' state, cover yourself in gold/grey paint, and stand still, in front of everyone, trying to pass for a statue. 2. Take a portible toilet there, with semi-transparent glass, where people think others can't see them inside, (but others can see them use it from the ouside) , and yet (from inside) they can't tell other people can see them using it, and then claim it's a public toilet, in front of a bunch of drunk people. 3. Regardless, of you're gender, get a big bushy beard wig, a 'bald cap' to look bald, fake muscle padding, and dress, and high heels, and beging puckering up you're lips, making air-kisses, at EVERYONE who walks, or drives by that you see. (I feel tempted, to actually try this sometime I admit). 4. Make a gigantic hidden whoopie cushion, hide it in you're clothes, and set it off, everytime you walk near someone, wear several lairs of clothing, fake-skin, and a convincing mask, to look EXTREMELY obese, get a few dead skunks in you're pockets, and begin approaching people, asking for spare change, or for someone in a car, to give you a free ride. 5. On one of those, nice days, where you're feeling you're best, get something to amplify you're voice, breathe funny, and using no words, and only sounds, or 'expressive loud breathing', moaning, and screaming, to express you're joy... (Even better if you have someone, else to make happy noises with you). 6. Get a huge smile on you're face, smile at everyone, follow people around, and endlessly ramble on, about how happy you are, and every now, and then keep repeating, in either a low subdued semi-tired yet exited voice, or extremely high pitched voice, things like: "YEAH, I HOPE THIS NEVER ENDS!"... "Mmm.... YEAH!!!!", or "I... Love... Feeling... Like... THIS!!!". 7. Run several miles, so you're breathing shallowly, from being so exhausted from running so fast, and then slowly walk around in public, telling people, in a very tired voice, "I... Love... You." 8. Can't think of anything more at the moment. Well how was it? |
|
|
|
Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 3, 2006 13:41:17 GMT -5
Sit on a bowling pin naked.  |
|
|
|
Post by ExtraCheeZ on Jul 3, 2006 14:26:16 GMT -5
Eat moist towelette collection you got from 5 weeks of buying KFC.
|
|
|
|
Post by Justice on Jul 3, 2006 14:27:45 GMT -5
Been there, done that |
|
|
|
Post by ExtraCheeZ on Jul 3, 2006 14:31:54 GMT -5
oh yeah well...
Nueclear fission
A triple bipass heart transplant
Go
Give birth to a baby giraff (and no im not talking about helping deliver it!)
|
|
|
|
Post by Justice on Jul 4, 2006 10:51:13 GMT -5
Attempt to master the art of disarming carbombs by planting them on the cars next to you and finally solve the age old question of is it the red wire  |
|
|
|
Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 5, 2006 4:45:46 GMT -5
Play strip twister. |
|
|
|
Post by Samurai Slayer on Jul 5, 2006 11:49:37 GMT -5
...listen to Kelly Clarkson...
|
|
pilaf
Foreman
Out of step with the world
Posts: 455
|
Post by pilaf on Jul 5, 2006 17:23:37 GMT -5
This:  |
|
|
|
Post by Justice on Jul 5, 2006 18:13:21 GMT -5
Pfft been there, done that |
|
|
|
Post by Slipper Eater on Jul 5, 2006 18:19:25 GMT -5
Prance around outside your car screaming about being a pretty princess.
|
|
|
|
Post by ExtraCheeZ on Jul 6, 2006 11:17:07 GMT -5
Pfft been there, dont that |
|
|
|
Post by Justice on Jul 6, 2006 11:22:50 GMT -5
Twice |
|
