mastab
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Post by mastab on Apr 30, 2006 23:47:58 GMT -5
MacGyver - Totally awesome. HE can make a machine gun out of rubber bands and jelly beans, stop a leaking acid tank with chocolate, see secret lazers by smoking, and is a former government agent spy thing.
Chuck Norris - Texas Ranger/Cowboy, now old and gross acting in crappy movies. HE is so fast he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head.
Hillary Clinton - Satan's embodiment on Earth. Might be the first demon in presedential office. Punished her husband for cheating on her by feeding him to teletubies.
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Twitchmonkey
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I like hookers
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Post by Twitchmonkey on May 1, 2006 0:01:26 GMT -5
Attrebus.
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Post by darkhelmet on May 1, 2006 0:14:08 GMT -5
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Post by lulu on May 1, 2006 0:17:11 GMT -5
Janet Reno
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Post by darkhelmet on May 1, 2006 0:17:40 GMT -5
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Post by Samurai Slayer on May 1, 2006 8:31:35 GMT -5
Hilary Clinton.
C'mon, she's gotta have a dick
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Ratwar
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Post by Ratwar on May 20, 2006 1:21:54 GMT -5
One Question?
Why does everyone hate on Hilary?
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Post by ShadowLynx on May 20, 2006 3:12:10 GMT -5
She's a Democrat.  |
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Post by Slipper Eater on May 20, 2006 9:25:33 GMT -5
MacGyver!!!
C'mon, he's just cool.
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Post by Raist on May 20, 2006 9:28:04 GMT -5
Chuck Norris. Why? Because all he has to do is stare at a wolf and it will succumb to his power.
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Randalf
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Post by Randalf on May 20, 2006 14:05:20 GMT -5
MacGyver!
He is the coolest person in the universe.
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mastab
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Post by mastab on May 21, 2006 15:06:36 GMT -5
One Question? Why does everyone hate on Hilary? She's evil. |
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Ratwar
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Post by Ratwar on May 21, 2006 15:10:26 GMT -5
She's a Democrat.  *Raises eyebrow* If this was only on the Debate boards... As for her being evil... Can't you get a little more specific? |
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Kained But Able
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Post by Kained But Able on May 22, 2006 8:15:58 GMT -5
It's gotta be MacGyver.
Chuck Norris is so tough he uses kittens and razorblades as lubricant when masturbating.
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Post by Bloodcast_Wench on May 22, 2006 9:33:00 GMT -5
Christopher Lee is the manliest man
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mastab
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Post by mastab on May 22, 2006 21:11:41 GMT -5
Except for the fact that he's a woman.
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Post by thaddius on May 22, 2006 22:43:38 GMT -5
Nixon wins.
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mastab
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Post by mastab on May 23, 2006 18:40:03 GMT -5
Is Satan - err, Nixon a man?
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Post by ExtraCheeZ on May 23, 2006 20:12:40 GMT -5
Chuck norris could roundhouse kick both of em into the ground without even lifting a foot.
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mastab
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Post by mastab on May 23, 2006 21:41:59 GMT -5
Would not. MacGyver could build a robotic android chuck norris to counter the real one's attack.
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PrettyBurn
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Post by PrettyBurn on May 25, 2006 18:10:24 GMT -5
She's a Democrat. *Raises eyebrow* If this was only on the Debate boards... As for her being evil... Can't you get a little more specific?  |
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Post by lulu on May 25, 2006 23:35:42 GMT -5
 @ captain planet |
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