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Post by eek on Jun 1, 2006 22:44:10 GMT -5
Should be clear enough what you post here. Lucille (pointing at dragon): Hey! Up there, look! Narrator: It's not polite to point but Lucille forgets her manners for a moment because looming overhead are the glowing eyes of the most hideous creature our animators could draw. Speedy: Well, let's put it this way, it's not bad. Narrator: An entire city block is flattened in the blink of an eye including a retirement home for ageing ninja turtles. [old turtle runs off screen] Turtle: Cowabunga! Kid: There go those stupid Pizza Cats polluting the atmosphere again! Mother: Good grief, as if it weren't bad enough dodging pigeons. Narrator: At this point you might be wondering: where is Lucille? Then again, you might be wondering, why am I watching this silly show? I'll answer these qhestions in order. First of all, Lucille is boarding the subway express on the way to an enjoyable afternoon with her credit cards at the shopping mall. Now before I answer the second question, a more important question must be answered. Does this engineer look bored, or worried? Do his razor-sharp instincts tell him that there's danger aboard this train? [engineer yawns]Narrator: Guess not. Kid: Momma, look! They're in the sewer! Mother: A lot of people need a second job in order to pay the rent, dear. Kid: Oh... All from Samurai Pizza Cats! ;D
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Post by eek on Jun 5, 2006 19:13:27 GMT -5
Y'all know there's threads besides the music one, right?
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Twitchmonkey
Gallant
Dragonzord Hooker
I like hookers
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Jun 5, 2006 19:26:46 GMT -5
Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what he said, he told me to forcibly insert the lifeline excercise card into my anus!
Ranger Brad: Say, you don't believe in those old legends about the lost skeleton of cadavara, do you? Scientist: Ranger Brad, I'm a scientist. I don't believe in anything.
Kitty Farmer: Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
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Muad'dib
Squire
Kwizatz Haderach
There exists no separation between gods and men; one blends softly casual into the other.
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Post by Muad'dib on Jun 6, 2006 6:15:58 GMT -5
While I hate the Baron Harkonnen, "Never become more popular than the boss, unless you intend to sack him"
"Perverting common wisdom, Nephew, is a mark of all great conspiracies."
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