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Post by Samurai Slayer on Jan 30, 2006 21:11:09 GMT -5
(it's been WAY too long since we had one of these horrible suckers. I remember these got really funny, so here we go again)
The black ranger walks into a bar and asks for a shot of Jack Daniels... He looks over at the pink ranger and asks if she's pink anywhere besides her uniform.
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Post by mastab on Feb 2, 2006 2:02:56 GMT -5
The SUPER SCARY EVIL CHARLIE BROWN RANGER!!!!111111!! jumps through a window firing lazer pistols in every dirrection. He remains oblivious to the shards of glass in his skin and karate kung fu flips over to the bar where he asks for a virgin shot of hard alchohal.
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Post by Cortana on Feb 2, 2006 18:20:49 GMT -5
The pink ranger doesn't notice and answers, "Yeah! I'm wearing pink blush and lipgloss! Thanks for noticing!" She flips her hair, smacks her gum, and returns to her banana shake.
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Post by mastab on Feb 8, 2006 0:32:58 GMT -5
As the SSECBR drinks his glass of empty beer, thirty giant monkey men materialize around him. One of them steps forward and shouts, "I am General Zarganananaganana subordinate and awkwardly close friend of Queen Evilosa the thirteenth, give me the Za cube or prepare to be obliterated!"
The SSECBR pulls out his ninja sword and stabs at one of the monkeys. The monkey dissappears, leaving only three monkeys left. He cuts the other two in half, somehow getting no blood on him, then turns to the last, the General.
"SUPER SIZE ME!" Exclaims the general as he becomes a million feet tall. The SSECBR pulls out his ninja chainsaw and cuts off the creatures leg. He then continues to disembowl the creature, hoping this doesn't count as torture.
"I guess you got Masta B'd." He counts the ambulances outside. "Only 500 humans dead! A new record!"
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Post by Hunessai on Feb 8, 2006 23:50:25 GMT -5
The Teal ranges walks into the bar. "Ouch!"
The Teal ranger is unconscious in the playground.
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Post by mastab on Feb 9, 2006 0:00:01 GMT -5
The SSECBR takes out a sharpie and doodles on the teal ranger's face. He go finds a barrel of gasoline, and dumps it on the teal ranger. He splashes water on the teal ranger's face trying to wake him up, then says, while extending a match and cigarrete, "Want a smoke?"
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Post by Cortana on Feb 10, 2006 10:37:29 GMT -5
The SSECBR takes out a sharpie and doodles on the teal ranger's face. He go finds a barrel of gasoline, and dumps it on the teal ranger. He splashes water on the teal ranger's face trying to wake him up, then says, while extending a match and cigarrete, "Want a smoke?" *music plays* Clowns to the right of me... ....jokers to the left.... And here I am... stuck in the middle with you... ....yes, stuck in the middle with you... |
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 10, 2006 19:07:17 GMT -5
The black ranger helps the teal ranger to consciousness
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Post by Bloodcast_Wench on Mar 21, 2006 13:06:27 GMT -5
The purple ranger is thinking what to wear; pink or red lingerie
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Post by gumby on Mar 30, 2006 14:06:16 GMT -5
the teal one, just after taking a cigarette and just before bursting into flames, suggests the red.
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Post by mastab on Apr 3, 2006 23:49:04 GMT -5
*He uses his uber psychic mind control powers (you didn't know I had those?) to make the purple person pick the red.*
*He then uses invisibility(yes, I have it) to sneak into the dressing room.*
Fwaha. Wacky Perversion Adventure!!!!!!!
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Post by gumby on Apr 8, 2006 0:29:59 GMT -5
yay!
JESUS christ messenger scared the hell out of me.. just so you know...
UMM anyways...
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Turns invisible, goes in dressing room.
There, he finds that the pink ranger is ACTUALLY on steroids... literally paralyzed with horror, his invisibility wears off and he is unfortunately made love to by the frightening steroided pink ranger. As he screams for help to the blue ranger...
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Post by Vinya on Jul 21, 2006 11:32:07 GMT -5
*the yellow ranger steps in, looks at whatever the hell is going on, says "Double ew tee eff, mate" and then does some kung fu and leaves*
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Post by leeobsession on Dec 18, 2006 15:55:51 GMT -5
When was the last bloody time anyone posted here?
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Post by Justice on Dec 18, 2006 18:13:34 GMT -5
July 21, 2006, 12:32pm EST.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Dec 20, 2006 18:23:58 GMT -5
The black ranger locks the thread.  |
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of TEH CUTENESS!!
