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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 20, 2009 12:12:03 GMT -5
Using a piece of 19th century kitchen technology to hurt someone is inventive at the least.
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Post by Raist on Feb 20, 2009 20:46:08 GMT -5
Yeah but certainly not badass.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 20, 2009 20:54:54 GMT -5
No less badass than one of those Guilty Gear fighters. Like Bridget, everyone's gay for Bridget.
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Post by Raist on Feb 21, 2009 10:02:54 GMT -5
I'm not gay for anyone.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 21, 2009 10:23:49 GMT -5
You're gay for moleman.
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Post by Raist on Feb 21, 2009 12:33:03 GMT -5
I just said I'm not gay for anyone.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 21, 2009 18:55:30 GMT -5
Well you said that you weren't gay for Bridget, so obviously you're either mistaken or lying as shown by this simple mathematical proof:
Everyone = Gay for Bridget Raist = Part of Everyone Thus, Raist = Gay for Bridget
It's simple logic.
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Post by Zann on Feb 21, 2009 18:57:51 GMT -5
Why'd you break up with Sammi and hit someone with a kettle? It had just boiled and was making an annoying screeching noise, and so when I picked it up to shut it up hitting him with it seemed like a logical idea. Oh and because he tried to commit suicide about 3 months ago and since then she's been giving him "sympathy sex" behind my back...so ya know.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 21, 2009 19:43:48 GMT -5
Those sound like good reasons to me. Well, not so much the first one, but the second one makes up for it. Both of you are lucky it didn't seriously burn him, him for the lack of severe burns and you for the lack of severe legal liability. Sounds like that kettle would be hot.
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Post by Raist on Feb 21, 2009 20:50:28 GMT -5
Oh well that's okay the, although a fist would have probably done the trick. As for me being gay for bridget, I'm not part of everyone so no.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 21, 2009 22:51:26 GMT -5
I accept your argument as fundamentally impossible, but I accept it, so I suppose you prevail.
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Post by Zann on Feb 22, 2009 7:24:25 GMT -5
Well I was intending to pour it over him but I was in more of a breaking things kind of mood to a scolding friends mood...
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 22, 2009 13:21:47 GMT -5
Probably a good idea. Less permanent scarring, which is good for you, even if you couldn't care less about him.
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Post by Raist on Feb 22, 2009 15:40:32 GMT -5
Violence is not the answer!
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 22, 2009 15:47:12 GMT -5
Some people need to learn not to step on my tulips. If you can think of a better method than boiling hot tar, I'd like to hear it.
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Post by Avis on Feb 22, 2009 21:22:24 GMT -5
Kudos to you Zann, bastard deserved it. Some people need to learn not to step on my tulips. If you can think of a better method than boiling hot tar, I'd like to hear it. A crazed, inflamed chimpanzee?
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 22, 2009 21:29:14 GMT -5
Well that's a given. Tar first, chimps later. Makes it so they can't run away from the pummeling.
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Post by Raist on Feb 22, 2009 22:19:31 GMT -5
Heavy 14 year old mean chimps.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Feb 24, 2009 13:07:39 GMT -5
Kudos to you Zann, bastard deserved it. Some people need to learn not to step on my tulips. If you can think of a better method than boiling hot tar, I'd like to hear it. A crazed, inflamed chimpanzee? that will rip your face off and eat it.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 24, 2009 14:33:42 GMT -5
I don't tell them what to do with the faces they rip off, they're unionized.
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Post by Raist on Feb 24, 2009 18:12:29 GMT -5
Union chimps.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Mar 10, 2009 11:09:05 GMT -5
So, just got back from Cali...
BOOOORING...
There was really nothing special at all, and it's too damn expensive...
although, it's funny how they can market their governor...
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Post by Raist on Mar 10, 2009 11:34:39 GMT -5
Eh, my other friend got back from there not too long ago and his gf broke up with him to be with the friend they went to see. Heh.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Mar 11, 2009 2:32:44 GMT -5
Pfft...California's cool. We've got, In-N-Out, and stuff. Checkmate.
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Post by Zann on Mar 16, 2009 18:47:45 GMT -5
Well, finally, my sex life exceeded the liveliness of PROTESF.
It's been 3 months -.- long time for a sex addict.
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