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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Jul 18, 2006 17:08:14 GMT -5
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Post by lucia on Jul 18, 2006 17:12:34 GMT -5
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo! First Level of Hell - Limbo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad. Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very High Level 2 | Low Level 3 | Low Level 4 | Very Low Level 5 | Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low Level 7 | Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge | Low Level 9 - Cocytus | Low Level descriptions: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.htmlTake the test: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv |
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Jul 18, 2006 17:17:00 GMT -5
Fifth Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. Purgatory Repenting Believers - Very Low Level 1 - Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low Level 2 Lustful - Moderate Level 3 Gluttonous - Very High Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious- Very High Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy - Extreme Level 6 - Heretics - Very High Level 7 Violent- Extreme Level 8- Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers- Very High Level 9 - Treacherous- Very High HOLY  ! |
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Post by lucia on Jul 18, 2006 17:23:00 GMT -5
Hey, Shane gets to mudwrestle naked! Fun stuff!
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Jul 18, 2006 17:23:51 GMT -5
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Post by Muad'dib on Jul 18, 2006 17:26:48 GMT -5
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Jul 18, 2006 17:27:33 GMT -5
I feel so lonely... If I go to hell, I want to see my friends there... And if I DO go to a different, level of hell, I hope I can at LEAST have a internet connection. Gah this is gonna be hard, the City of Dis, is apparently very hot, so getting a internet connection, may be difficult, I also have to keep my limbs, and type somehow, despite my level of hell, being where my limbs may be burned off. (I hope I get to keep, my hair, as I burn).   Hey, Shane gets to mudwrestle naked! Fun stuff! And be bitten?  I want to be with all the sexual, deviants, but thats apparently level seven... HOW COULD I NOT GET IT?! Just look at me.  |
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Jul 18, 2006 17:28:56 GMT -5
I feel so lonely... If I go to hell, I want to see my friends there... And if I DO go to a different, level of hell, I hope I can at LEAST have a internet connection. Gah this is gonna be hard, the City of Dis, is apparently very hot, so getting a internet connection, may be difficult, I also have to keep my limbs, and type somehow, despite my level of hell, being where my limbs may be burned off. (I hope I get to keep, my hair, as I burn). Hey, Shane gets to mudwrestle naked! Fun stuff! And be bitten? I want to be with all the sexual, deviants, but thats apparently level seven... HOW COULD I NOT GET IT?! Just look at me. Well, once you get there, you could turn very gloomy, then come with me in Level 5.  |
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Post by Muad'dib on Jul 18, 2006 17:29:05 GMT -5
Certainly, no one will want to be where I am going.
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Jul 18, 2006 17:33:23 GMT -5
Well, once you get there, you could turn very gloomy, then come with me in Level 5. Yeah, but I hope, I'd still have my hair, unburnt, skin, and limbs, or else nobody will want, to mud wrestle with me there... I'd better turn gloomy fast... Plus I'd just be sad. Certainly, no one will want to be where I am going. I don't mean to sound mean, but yeah, I wouldn't want to go there, EVEN for interesting discussions. |
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Post by Muad'dib on Jul 18, 2006 17:34:39 GMT -5
Nair, how about interesting screams of perpetual anguish?
Seems thats my calling.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Jul 18, 2006 17:36:18 GMT -5
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Jul 18, 2006 17:39:54 GMT -5
Nair, how about interesting screams of perpetual anguish? 'Interesting screams of perpetual anguish'? I couldn't help. but crack up reading that. |
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Post by eek on Jul 18, 2006 17:41:38 GMT -5
Looks like I'll be keeping you company, Nair. |
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 18, 2006 17:56:37 GMT -5
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
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Post by Muad'dib on Jul 18, 2006 17:57:34 GMT -5
Damn, devil, I was relying on you to be one of the ones in a worse state.
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Post by lucia on Jul 18, 2006 17:59:59 GMT -5
Wait, why is everyone so low? I thought at least eek would be with me... |
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Jul 18, 2006 18:00:18 GMT -5
Grrr, damn heretics
we need more Wrathful and Gloomy people.
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 18, 2006 18:02:40 GMT -5
Damn, devil, I was relying on you to be one of the ones in a worse state. I was even trying to go to a worse place! Apparently Im not very evil because Im not a homosexual, or a bisexual.  |
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Jul 18, 2006 18:03:27 GMT -5
*has been and kinda still is bi*
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Post by Muad'dib on Jul 18, 2006 18:03:47 GMT -5
I'm hetero, too.
You can be evil and straight (surprising that this test actually saw that)
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 18, 2006 18:07:13 GMT -5
I just cant make myself any more evil, without being gay, or completely lying. |
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Jul 18, 2006 18:08:15 GMT -5
Looks like I'll be keeping you company, Nair. It would feel weird, to be with a forum Administrator in hell. *Screaming in the background*. *Nair approaches eek, and talks: "Hey you the guy, who used to moderate the PROTESF forums, and who shared my short stature?", "Yeah thats me", 'So how did you get here anyways?', 'Oh due to drinking, heresy, and losing the eek mobile, and such, how did you get here?', 'Wow that sounds really REALLY mild, well I have a bunch of kinky fetishes, I've been hatefull, I never attend church, and I haven't been a very 'good' young man, despite staying away, from alchohol, drugs, and ciggarettes'. Uh how did you get sixth level? You just seem too innocent, and sin-free, for the sixth level... Maybe it was purely, for atheism? Grrr, damn heretics we need more Wrathful and Gloomy people. I think we need more perverts too. And I SHOULD, have gone to the Seventh Level, (I think) but NO. I just cant make myself any more evil, without being gay, or completely lying. Then (assuming you're heterosexual, don't mind intense physical pain, have lots of money, and don't care what sex you are), get a sex change to become a lesbian! Also: Try and spread a few little, lies here, and there, devout heresy helps too!  |
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Post by Osama Bin Laden on Jul 18, 2006 18:16:52 GMT -5
If I was gonna get a sex change, I would have to come out looking very good, or else Id probably shoot myself, if it wasnt reversible. And my version of looking good doesnt include sex changed people. |
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Post by Mistress.Nairakarn on Jul 18, 2006 18:24:20 GMT -5
@ TheDevil696 Well that would depend, on how much is reversible, how many surgerys one has /etc/... A lot of it apparently, depends, on facial structure, and having a trainable voice, and being a fairly young age, makes the hormones work better apparently.  (Not that I am actually trying to pursuade you, to get one). Edit. Hmm? I know this is the first, er third time I posted this, but what about this?  C'mon be honest. |
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