Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 25, 2009 20:32:06 GMT -5
That's probably it. Good luck getting a girl here in southern California unless you have a pink Ed Hardy shirt, tattoo sleeves, Gucci shades, and spiked hair with highlights. Oh, and a BMW. Douchebaggery really is in full effect around here. I need to move to Amsterdam. Things are simpler over there.
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Post by Raist on Feb 25, 2009 22:57:02 GMT -5
Yep. They just want sex over there, doesn't matter what you look like.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 25, 2009 23:00:47 GMT -5
If only the whole world was like that, there would be no wars.
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Post by Raist on Feb 26, 2009 0:04:28 GMT -5
I agree.
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Post by Zann on Feb 26, 2009 11:12:38 GMT -5
Broke up with her...she's incredibly clingy and right now all I really want to do is work off my anger and sexual frustration at once. So sweet and clingy just isn't working for me right now. Oh and she's not cute, just quite nice =]
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Post by Raist on Feb 26, 2009 16:28:41 GMT -5
When you have it all the time, then you become weak and need it. Someone strong and manly like me who doesn't get it at all, would like this clingy girl who you say isn't cute. Unless I didn't find her cute then I probably wouldn't bother.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 26, 2009 17:42:17 GMT -5
Indeed, I demand pics. I also assert that my beard makes me just as manly as Raist's abs make him. Though, granted, if Raist grew a beard, his manliness would be unattainable.
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Post by Zann on Feb 26, 2009 18:26:32 GMT -5
I don't actually have one I'm afraid lads. Well she's kind of cute. But not really what I want right no. Oh, and I haven't had sex of any sort in three months for the record.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 26, 2009 18:42:54 GMT -5
Well that somewhat assuages your guilt. Don't get me wrong, if you can have the sex then by all means have it, but you should still be ashamed.
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Post by Raist on Feb 26, 2009 19:08:02 GMT -5
Yes, what Twitch said. also my beard isn't as manly as yours Twitch but I do have half a goatee thing going on.
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Twitchmonkey
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Feb 26, 2009 19:35:30 GMT -5
Dammit, if that thing grows unchecked your manliness could go over 9000!!!!!!!
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Post by Raist on Feb 28, 2009 11:05:32 GMT -5
So many could fit the description...so I don't know.
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Post by Avis on Feb 28, 2009 12:41:11 GMT -5
You need to grow an afro, pronto.
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Post by mastab on Feb 28, 2009 19:11:07 GMT -5
Been there, done that.
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Post by Avis on Feb 28, 2009 23:20:17 GMT -5
I figured. So you should grow one again.
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Post by mastab on Mar 1, 2009 0:04:19 GMT -5
I'd sooner get a trihawk.
Also, WTF? What's-his-face was banned?
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Post by Raist on Mar 1, 2009 0:15:58 GMT -5
What's his face who?
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Post by mastab on Mar 2, 2009 21:48:08 GMT -5
The guy who was golden skywalker on CN then became Germanic Republic. Something about a joke involving pancakes?
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Zann
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Post by Zann on Mar 3, 2009 11:10:54 GMT -5
That sounds wrong on so many levels...
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Post by Raist on Mar 3, 2009 18:40:28 GMT -5
Hmmmm.
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Post by Samurai Slayer on Mar 10, 2009 11:07:48 GMT -5
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Post by Raist on Mar 10, 2009 11:35:29 GMT -5
I agree.
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Post by Twitchmonkey on Mar 10, 2009 20:00:42 GMT -5
Well, I haven't got any more pictures of myself to revive this forum, so you're going to have to do it yourselves. USE YOUR MAGICS!!!!
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Post by Raist on Mar 11, 2009 1:13:11 GMT -5
No magics here.
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